Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[liujiadong 1,460]

Don't stay away for too long ,don't go to bed. l'll make a cup of coffee for your hand and get you up and going out of  bed.

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"I have never seen a set of alloy wheels this thoroughly kerbed all the way around before. Must take quite some skill to be honest."

 

[Snoopy Fan 11,813]

Not my monkey, not my circus.

[liujiadong 1,460]

Rest in peace to all the kids that lost their lives.

[Silly Druid 8,035]

"English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."

11 hours ago, Snoopy Fan said:

Not my monkey, not my circus.

This is very similar to a popular Polish saying...

[Silly Druid 8,035]

"I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right."

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"There's a title for your autobiography – 'Lavatories Are Just For Me' ..."

 

[Silly Druid 8,035]

"Don't never use no double negative."

[Denim&Venöm 21,068]

 "I've started to think of grams of sugar like I think of grams of weed and it's changed my life. 

'WYM it's 44 grams of sugar in a sprite?

 That's 30 something blunts.' " 

[Samurai Equine 56,898]

My heart rate hasn't increased all day! 

[Ragland Tiger 3,551]

"We're not cynical, we just watch the news."

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"Now seems to be the ideal time for tea, a good coat of looking at, and a think."

 

[Iridescent Edge 870]

“I’m not under the influence of alcohol, I’m under the influence of adolescence.”

[Denim&Venöm 21,068]

 "This guy did not exist before the invention of the m16"

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"Like, he's going to have to push him in with the piranhas"

 

[Silly Druid 8,035]

"Let's put the carrot on the calculator."

[liujiadong 1,460]

All she wanted was a bowl of pasta.

Without anybody looking at her.

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,068]

"You had me at “the brown tomboy wins” that’s all I needed.

That’s all I’ve ever needed."

[Samurai Equine 56,898]

Of course. The worst pair fits me the best.

[KPackratt 1,249]

I want a vending machine with mustaches inside it.

[Denim&Venöm 21,068]

 

"If things get dire enough, my neon yellow kilt might have to move from music festivals only to everyday attire."

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"God the amount of costume design for just this one chick ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,068]

"Are you sure you want a six year old listening to Pantera?" 

[Silly Druid 8,035]

"Experiments - that's what we need. Something that's observable, repeatable, testable, and repeatable."

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"And as we've discovered, somebody else, or multiple people, have been in here before, with varying levels of mechanical aptitude, and sizes of wallets ..."