Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 21,831]

 "In 1969, we put men on the moon." 

 "In 1970, we put wheels on luggage." 

[Slappy Bird 171]

"Again, this joke coming from something targeted towards little girls makes it better"

[Sparklefan1234 187,666]

3 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "In 1969, we put men on the moon." 

 "In 1970, we put wheels on luggage." 

 

"Science." 🤷

[Iridescent Edge 1,060]

"I don't remember giving birth."

Edited November 25 by Iridescent Edge

[Samurai Equine 58,039]

At least I wasn't abandoned!

[ExplosionMare 28,069]

Are explosions healthy?

[liujiadong 2,821]

I’m not scared of the dark. 

[Sparklefan1234 187,666]

4 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Are explosions healthy?

Well, you'll never truly know until you read my memoir. 😜

[KPackratt 1,612]

"Do birds need underpants?"

[Sparklefan1234 187,666]

32 minutes ago, KPackratt said:

"Do birds need underpants?"

"Not according to cartoons." 🤔

[Denim&Venöm 21,831]

"Hechicero is in charge of the money tonight!"

[Samurai Equine 58,039]

Sometimes, there just isn't enough hours in the day.

[Felis Amafeles 2,773]

I wish I had 30 hours every day...

[liujiadong 2,821]

No more excuses, I know what I want! 

 

[Tropical Melody 8,768]

"According to the service information, we've got to remove all the jiggly bits ..."

 

[Silly Druid 8,393]

"better to be a mid season hiatus than a mid life crisis"

[Tao 9,914]

"SIZZZZZLLLEEEEEE! ""

[Denim&Venöm 21,831]

 "It's funny how much helicopters look like dolphins." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,831]

 "Happy thanksgiving, Shawn!"

 "Shawn doesn't Support that."

[ExplosionMare 28,069]

Can you pick the leaves out of the turtles?

[Snoopy Fan 15,781]

I have no idea who that is 

[Iridescent Edge 1,060]

"I'm so bored. I wish something exciting would happen.

You're in luck, kid! 'Cause I'm about to m*rd*r the bride in cold blood!"

[Samurai Equine 58,039]

I said I'd over eat; and I did! 

[Tropical Melody 8,768]

"Fifty just happens to be the exact right number – I know because I asked Siri, and that's never wrong ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,831]

"Skydancer was skewered in the face."