Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Misty Gust 708]

"I'm gonna deliver this tree to France if they like it or not."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,969]

"... is fucked!"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"They did all that experimentation with rats and proved that unwanted exercise was more harmful than sitting still"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

There they can buy shortbread, which is not bread and is dimensionally ambiguous.

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

"Wait....so if guys own lifted trucks to compensate for a tiny d*ck, then what are girls with lifted trucks compensating for? Tiny boobs?"  

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Oh, I don't want to do this to you, Sky. But I'm gonna have to do this to ya."

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

The universe is a random occurrence on the road to entropy.

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"I know I want to talk about d*** but I can't talk about d***"

[Emerald Heart 24,592]

"They are a chickenpuss."

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"Here you go! Have an effeminate English robot!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"If I get another Vegeta, I'm going to fucking light the c**t on fire."

[Emerald Heart 24,592]

"Not today, Whitney Houston, not today."

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

*from yesterday*

“Mm just look at this @ss”

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,585]

*from yesterday; not me, but a friend of mine*

"It's a joke! It doesn't need suspension of disbelief!"

[Cash In 21,530]

"It appears that fate is giving us the good old middle finger."

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"If it ain't working, just hit it. Usually does the trick."

I work in an instrument repair shop, btw. If you send something in, chances are it's going to get hit with a hammer at least once.

Edited July 3, 2019 by Booker

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,585]

"I READ THAT AS 'TESTICLES!'"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Getting annoyed in a cinema because the film times and showings were wrong, walking out in a righteous strop, then realising I had the wrong day and the wrong cinema" ... 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Next, Superman's disembodied head."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,969]

"...have really sexy voices!"

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"So we're barbecuing with fart gas now?"

[Brony Number 42 9,933]

My logic tree stopped at burrito.

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

“Sounds like she just wants an opportunity to take her clothes off in other people's houses,”

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

“Hah....wrong hole.”