Greet The User Above You!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

When you see the user above you, how would you greet them?  Could be a simple handshake, hoofbump, high-five or anything else you can think of!  

-RULES-

#1. Follow the rules.

#2. Ok, I'm too lazy to think of rules. Just be nice okay?  I believe in y'all.

 

Alright, I'll start the thread off!

I'll give the empty space above me big warm hug to greet him/her/them/it. 

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

I SLAP THEM WITH MY COMMUNIST HAMMER AND THEN I RAISE THEIR CHIN UP TO MY FACE WITH MY COMMUNIST SICKLE, AND SAY "GREETINGS COMRADE, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU!" 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

I SLAP THEM WITH MY COMMUNIST HAMMER AND THEN I RAISE THEIR CHIN UP TO MY FACE WITH MY COMMUNIST SICKLE, AND SAY "GREETINGS COMRADE, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU!" 

Wow, agressive.  

Um, I'll just give you a gentle pat on the head.  

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

*turn head*

*nod head towards them*

*turn head back*

[SushiSub 37]

*gives sleepy hello*

*naps*

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

*I slap you repeatedly with my Communist hammer* 

COMRADE, AGGRESSIVE GREETINGS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE COMRADE IS AS TOUGH AS A NAIL! 

Edited May 4, 2018 by King of Canterlot
lol this gonna be a thread of me slapping people silly with Communist hammers, isn't it?

[Nye 1,652]

Wouldn't a simple "hi" suffice?

Hi.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

3 minutes ago, Nye said:

Wouldn't a simple "hi" suffice?

Hi.

I'd stuff $35 in their hands, then slowly walk away.  

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

*Slaps you so many times with my Communist hammer you stop moving*

COMRADE, DON'T DIE ON ME! I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO!  

[Wannabrony 11,638]

3 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

*Slaps you so many times with my Communist hammer you stop moving*

COMRADE, DON'T DIE ON ME! I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO!  

Uh oh, I don't think that's a good sign.  

I'll greet you by bouncing back up on my feet and going in for a high five.  

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Welcoming basket of confectioneries. 

[Emperor Azurailo 1,091]

Well, that depends. If you are a civilian, I'll greet you by shaking hooves with you, but if you're part of the military, I'll salute you, as being an Emperor means being the Commander in Chief of the Imperial Armed Forces!  

Edited May 4, 2018 by Emperor Blu Traincrown

[Longhaul 6,470]

*gives a respectful bow*

 

[Vocal Analyst 665]

Hey there *tips hat*

[Lulaypp 2,554]

*nods* Hi.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Hello! Everpony!

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Hello... Complimentary alpaca throw blanket. --

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

'Sup?

Bumps heads, as the feline. 

[Sparklefan1234 161,896]

Hiya, @Dreambiscuit! 

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

Heh, and I expected The Smolder. 

Knuckle bump! 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Bonsoir, my friend! ~ 

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

Bon ami, have a bon bon. 

[The Grobien 58]

Hello.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

¡Hola! ¿Cómo está, señor Grobien?

[The Recherche 29,965]

Hej! Hur är läget, min vän?