The Great Pun War

[Dan. 1,825]

Do you got the koalafications?

[Lunalover 7]

I think if there is anyone British we should all have a literal cup of T

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'm pleased as punch that this page kept going while I was gone :3
*is punched after saying that*
 

[RDDash 19,181]

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

What's brown and sticky?
A Stick.

 

[RDDash 19,181]

 

 

[Longhaul 6,868]

That was just arf-ful.

[Pucksterv 4,508]

These jokes are quite ruff

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Just like sandpaper, you found it to be... grinding  :3

 

[TBD 17,254]

you can sand that again.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

But... can you dig it?
:3

 

[ChB 18,553]

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Protecting wildlife with a sledgehammer is simply....

Spoiler

 

[ChB 18,553]

Did somebody say wildlife?

[TBD 17,254]

Well, that's embearassing. 

[ChB 18,553]

Just now, TBD said:

Well, that's embearassing. 

[TBD 17,254]

5 minutes ago, ChB said:

Can't.. let's just beary this bear pun right now

Edited August 10, 2018 by TBD

[ChB 18,553]

9 minutes ago, TBD said:

Can't.. let's just beary this bear pun right now

You cat? Very well then  

[TBD 17,254]

"kitten the chopper!"

Edited August 10, 2018 by TBD

[Janicethelight 108]

So, this isn't a pun, but at the Crystal Fair, an STL convention, we punned so much, that we created a mascot named pun Salad!

[TBD 17,254]

That's veggie funny.

[Longhaul 6,868]

I tried to be a vegetarian, but it seems I just didn't carrot all for it.

[TBD 17,254]

I would  be too, but green veggie isn't  for me. I'm more of  an beet eater.

[ChB 18,553]

If you can't take the beet, get out of the kitchen...

[TBD 17,254]

I can take the heat because you know what Gordon Ramsay would say.. "no pain. no grain! "