Cider Contest 4.0: Haiku Challenge

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Trix made a new friend
Twilight wants to ruin that too
friendship princess? bah...

Trixie: 27

[DJShy 873]

15 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

Trix made a new friend
Twilight wants to ruin that too
friendship princess? bah...

Trixie: 27

 

Still, Trixie did bad

She hurt her new friend's feelings

Made it up somehow

 

Trixie:28

[ChB 18,550]

1 hour ago, Sunny Fox said:

Style can be and often is pronounced in an elided manner, making it one syllable “stiile”, as opposed to “sty-ill”

Fair enough.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

@Quinch(Rarity)
if you insist then
you shall be exiled too
since you're sure to loose

Trixie: 29

[DJShy 873]

Trixie is so great

She made the best emote here

Teacup princess wins

Trixie: 30

(If by some miracle I end up the last to vote for Trixie and give her the win, come back to this post. I plan to replace it with a different haiku. This is too perfect to not use as the winning haiku, and assuming it isn't against the rules, I refuse to use the same haiku twice.)

Edited August 5, 2018 by DJShy

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Trix lost her new friend
she will do her trick alone
without assistants

Trixie: 31

[Mellow Mane 5,931]

Trixie is the best

She just cannot stop drinking

Trixie for the win!!!

Trixie: 32

[DJShy 873]

Princess Trixie's great!

Wait, she's not a princess yet?

Get on that, Hasbro!

Trixie: 33

[Mellow Mane 5,931]

As she keeps drinking

Trixie will win this contest

Because she is great

Trixie: 34

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Let me take the time
and invite you to join
and support a team

https://mlpforums.com/clubs/
( @ChB  i know that borders on advertisement so you can delete it if you want, i just thought ponies here might be interested since that event has similar nature)

[DJShy 873]

Trixie Lulamoon

Do we really need more words?

adding one more drink

 

Trixie: 35

 

54 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

Let me take the time
and invite you to join
and support a team

https://mlpforums.com/clubs/
( @ChB  i know that borders on advertisement so you can delete it if you want, i just thought ponies here might be interested since that event has similar nature)

I don't like this, not because it's advertisement, but because you screwed up the haiku. You have 5,6,5

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Applejack had pause,

she is raring to drink more,

she knocks back fifteen

Aj=15

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Number sixteen tastes,
As good as the first one did,
Lining up the next

Aj=16

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

This cider is juice,
A real cider should be hard,
Split mares from fillies.

Aj=17

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

33 minutes ago, DJShy said:

Trixie Lulamoon

Do we really need more words?

adding one more drink

 

Trixie: 35

 

I don't like this, not because it's advertisement, but because you screwed up the haiku. You have 5,6,5

depends on how you read "join" i guess, 

Twilight's special day
is comming soon i'm so hyped
i can barely sleep

Twilight Sparkle: 11

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Aj licks her lips,
Raises her glass "cheers to you all"
She knocks back eighteen

Aj=18

 

 

[DJShy 873]

AJ's catching up

And Trixie does not like that.

So she drinks some more

 

Trixie:36

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Take me down to the,
Canterlot City where the,
Grass is green and damn

Aj=19

[DJShy 873]

Trixie's not a fan

Of green grass and Canterlot

She can see a bribe.

 

Trixie:37

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Drinking Apple
family cider is the best.
Made with pony love

Aj=20

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Much more interest,
In this game, odd when haiku,
Takes a lot of thought

-------

Thirty bottles of
cider on the wall, you take
one down drink it down.

Aj=21

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Aj is thirsty,
She wants cider inside her,
Glug she downs one more

Aj=22

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Best background pony?
Aj needs more attention.
I love orange pone

Aj=23

[DJShy 873]

Trixie will not lose

But she will not cheat as well

She down one more drink.

 

Trixie: 28

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Older brother Mac
Younger sister Applebloom
Parents are missing 

Aj=24