Bad Policy

[TBD 17,254]

It foreign and dead

IKea

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

"You'll get 87% of the pieces you need to build our crap !"

 

Sony ?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"We have none of the games at double the price"

Samsung

[TBD 17,254]

not wireless

Men's warehouse 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"Double the frilly underwear and handbags, with nothing masculine in sight"

Google

[TBD 17,254]

Yahoo 2.0

Spencer 

[Woohoo 34,114]

We make nothing.

YouTube. 

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

We allow kids to watch mature videos

Spoiler

Seriously? Why does that came into my first!? 

Ferrari

Edited July 1, 2020 by Windy Breeze 🥧

[Woohoo 34,114]

We make oversized pickup trucks that get less than 10 MPG.

United Parcel Service (UPS.)

[TBD 17,254]

now mailing mystery boxes from the dark webs

craigslist 

[Woohoo 34,114]

We only help people named Craig.

CNN.

[TBD 17,254]

they're just your everyday youtubers

 

Costco 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Costco, you make stuff, I guess...

General electric

[TBD 17,254]

a toy pikachu is their manager

Hasbro 

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

a toy pikachu is their manager

Hasbro 

 

Switch out your My Little Ponies for My Little Panzer

Sony

[Woohoo 34,114]

We only make Xbox add-ons.

Popeyes Chicken.

[Will Guide 21,360]

We start selling nothing but spinach

Best Buy

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Best buy, we're the worst !

LG

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Red tint mandatory.

Apple.

Edited October 1, 2020 by Yakamaru

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Change their name to Orange.

McDonalds

[TBD 17,254]

support child labor

Disney

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

Disney

Our creator was a fan of Hitler !


Pixar

[TBD 17,254]

Trotty is the creator!

 

Cartoon Network

[Chadbacca 375]

Cartoons cannot be made.

 

Nickelodeon

[Yoshi89 5,293]

No kids' shows.

The History Channel.