My One Regret Is... [FUNNY ANSWERS ONLY!]

[Samurai Equine 52,234]

The game is simple. Finnish the sentence with something funny.

"My one regret is [Insert funny response here]."

I'll go first!

My one regret is that I'd make an awesome Sasuke cosplayer, and I don't even like Naruto... 

[Will Guide 21,362]

My only regret is that I didn't get any real Pixie Dust on my first day as a Disney Cast Member

[Bastian 13,319]

My one regret is having clocks and smart watches. Every time I look at the hour is like 2:22, 12:21, 3:33, etc.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,713]

My only regret is that I didn't get to invent the pizza.

[TBD 17,256]

My one regret is not banning enough people.

[O-78 28,607]

My one regret is drinking seven beers and then vomiting on the hot dog stand.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

my biggest regret would be swimming in the clyde with a speedo on

[PoisonClaw 8,166]

My only regret is not seeing if you can overdose on Sour Patch Kids.

[Sparklefan1234 172,261]

My one regret is...Having a Disney avatar on a forum full of Hasbro characters. 

[Samurai Equine 52,234]

My one regret is never finishing that bowl of soup while it was still warm... Can I help it if I was full? 

[Samurai Equine 52,234]

My one regret is that this game disappeared among all the others...  But maybe this time it will be active a little longer?

[Emerald Heart 24,941]

My one regret is that I haven't told the world I am a true Disney Princess.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

My only regret is @TBD 

[Scootaloo9074090 501]

On 2020-04-02 at 12:35 AM, Oni Equine said:

My one regret is never finishing that bowl of soup while it was still warm... Can I help it if I was full? 

My one regret I never got created My little Pony friendship is magic

[TBD 17,256]

On 2020-05-13 at 1:27 PM, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

My only regret is @TBD 

My one regret is not saying good bye  

[TheRockARockster 52,058]

I regret all the times that I regret the times that I regretted everything.

[Samurai Equine 52,234]

My one regret is on the chopping block. Oh! Now it's two regrets.  Four regrets?!  He's dicing and mincing all the regrets!! 

[Silly Druid 7,157]

My one regret is lonely.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

My only regret is that I have... boneitis...

[TBD 17,256]

My only regret is not being able to loosen up a little middle and high school...I'm way too serious back then .  

[ChrysalisM 290]

I only regret is that I have never regretted anything. 

[TBD 17,256]

My regret is not asking for more shots after that last  rough night.

[squishsquoosh 16]

My only one regret is not buying enough plushies.
I WANT A PLUSHIE PALOOZA, YA HEAR?! 

[PlzDelete 2,456]

My only regret is that I didn't precisely flick my booger at the right person.