Make up a stupid fact

[Kantu-chan 40]

Dying is a human's weakness.

[NopeNopeNope 9]

Butterflies are made of Butter-substitutes

[Gay Bird 420]

Drummers who play in metal bands have 6 arms.

[soniccam1 242]

Half Life 2 Episode 3 will be released at midnight tonight.

[Silverhoof 2,840]

The Chicago murder rate is not the result of gangs...its because of ZOMBIES!

[long gone 8,929]

The guy who was in charge of programming Windows Millennium Edition was secretly an Apple apologist and made sure Windows Me was absolutely horribad in attempt to boost Mac sales.

[VictimoNightmareMoon 38]

If a Pegasus Mare- is flying in the direction of backing in... Don't sit in a chair and open your legs' if you are a colt

[Jackie 57]

Unicorns are real but they only live in Scotland.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,774]

It is scientifically proven that enough hair is produced on a single human body every year to fill the entire Atlantic Ocean.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

The mass of the sun is equivalent to the mass of a average potato, when said potato lies upside down on neptun's surface.

[long gone 8,929]

Gabe Newell, contrary to popular belief, knows that the number 3 exists. He just won't acknowledge it. Further, Half-Life 3's trailer will be exactly 3 minutes long, and we will finally see Open Your Mind's face upon starting up the game. There are also three sentences in this post, therefore confirming Half-Life 3's existence.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Illuminati spelled backwards is Italian.

Therefore, Feld0 makes great pizza.

Edited August 11, 2013 by Blue

[Leatherbehlt 465]

My avatar is a blueprint of what Blue just said. (And no, I did NOT intend to make that pun)

Edited August 11, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Jackie 57]

Dying your hair can cause hair frogs.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Reading this post upside down is the second leading cause of death among protos ages 132-299.

[An Old Head 4,815]

This post has thirty five characters in it.

[long gone 8,929]

There is a secret map in Half-Life 2 called hl3_preview.bsp. It can only be accessed by Gabe Newell.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Harmy's post didn't nearly break my back.

[OneTrickPony 64]

Did you knôw that the pink fluffy unicorn ISN'T a pink fluffy unicorn

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

The Ministry of Silly Walks is a real place you will go to when you die.

[long gone 8,929]

This post is false.

[RainbowDashie 767]

Flies are called Flies because they fly.

[The Awesome One 1,314]

Carrots are good for your eyesight..but only if you stick the pointy edges in your sockets.

[Gay Bird 420]

construction is quiet because of new technology that amplifies the sound into the fourth dimention

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

You can get many killstreaks in COD if you go to army school