Make up a stupid fact

[Leatherbehlt 465]

How is that true?

You know what, I just lost my train of thought, I could've gone on for 3 pages about people abusing their skills for profit and all that bucking stuff, but I just completely brainfarted.

 

When you have a brainfart, all the little woodland creatures in your leave the room because it smells bad. Except dung beetles, nasty.

[Jessper 735]

When you summon undead while really drunk, it may turn on you.

...

You guys can summon udead too, right?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

When you summon undead while really drunk, it may turn on you.

...

You guys can summon udead too, right?

Hah, I could do that with my eyes closed. Considering I have to close my eyes and do a spell for that anyways.

 

When you touch a cloud, it sucks you up and puts you in another dimension.

[Betez 1,734]

Bananas are 102% water

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Everyone around the world knows the next poster's real name.

[Callisto 1,876]

Everyone in the world knows the above poster's real name.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Microsoft isn't actually soft, it's in between rough and smooth

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

102 Americans die from falling up stairs every year.

[Brave Sir Andrew 5]

Chuck Norris spontaneously comes into existence.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

When Dora the explorer sees swiper, she spontaneously combusts into water.

[Fender 1,283]

Dog paws are good for making prosthetic knees.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Vermin Supreme's pony plan is coming into effect on the 2nd Tuesday of March 2015

[StrobeFlashLite 17]

Sega Genesis region converter carts allow you to play Xbox 360 discs.

[Brave Sir Andrew 5]

All weapons are secrectly spys.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

FACT: Reading this fact only proves that you are capable of reading letters put together.

[StormzInvader 127]

When you put milk in your bowl, you can create a nuclear bomb.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Crack Oh My Back was the best song of the 90s. It was performed once by an 87 year old man standing up in Milwaukee and he never did a second performance or a solo.

[Erza 581]

DOOM SUCKS.

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

Placing oranges and apples in a particle collider results in pears. 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Fruitcake is actually pronounced "yum"

[Flow 1,623]

Zirconium is a better alternative to it's inferior counterpart, steel in the construction of dumpsters......but excretion is best because it's organic and therefore safe for the environment.

Edited February 2, 2013 by Narutardedscum

[Brave Sir Andrew 5]

If you unplug your mouse and hold it 90 degrees away from true north on a compass for more than 10 minutes, your mouse will turn into vanilla pudding.

[Callisto 1,876]

Eating llama meat makes you a god. It's true. Do the math on the calculator.

[An Old Head 4,816]

The Dodo is not actually extinct. One species of it, the Comor-Fyodor dodo, is still alive today, and lives in the forest of Mauritius.

 

Former president Woodrow Wilson outlawed the singing of Handel's "Hallelujah" in 1918 because it was the last word that his grandfather spoke before he died.

 

There is a region in the Arctic Ocean called the "Honeywater Circle". The water in this region is so sparse that there have been no ships able to sail over it without sinking. A submarine was dispatched from Russia in 2011 to investigate what makes the water so uncompressed and thin, and they believe it may have something to do with the sinking of a black market vessel carrying barrels of an unspecified chemical 43 years earlier.

 

Sonya Khersky, a Ukrainian human rights activist, released one hundred helium-filled red balloons into the sky in the summer of 1997. Two weeks later, eighty-seven of the balloons landed back in her garden. Nobody can explain why this happened.

 

The original intended use for the microwave oven was to have a quick way of making a soufflé rise.

 

A man is currently attempting to travel from Portugal to South Africa on a pogo stick. Since starting in 2005, he has reached Cairo, Egypt. So far his highlight of the journey has been when two Spanish men followed him for a mile of the journey on their own pogo sticks, and then giving him a bottle of Mosto as a gift.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

The acceleration of a rocket is directly proportional to how cool it looks, measured in milli-swags per arc-second.

Edited February 4, 2013 by Blue and Red