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Snatch the Cookie!


Phoenix Dirac Wright

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I paint your fist red. You hate red. You punch your own hand until it bleeds and it is unable to hold the cookie. I take said cookie and throw it into a river, to stop all the fighting.


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Parabolas. Quadratic equations. Ahahaha, I hate Algebra.

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i strip naked and come at you like a spider monkey. while you are in shock i fart on you forcing you to close your eyes from the pain of the fumes. i then snach the cookie with my buttcheecks and hobble away swiftly.


Fallout Equestria: The Wildest Dreams  221K words and counting!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/357237/fallout-equestria-the-wildest-dreams
Letting Go 67k and nearly done!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395523/letting-go

 

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I run over, equip a plastic glove, and reach for the cookie. It takes a few tries, grabbing the wrong places, but I eventually grab the cookie. I bring it home, wash it, and watch it carefully.


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Parabolas. Quadratic equations. Ahahaha, I hate Algebra.

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this time i dress up in a latex outfit and cover my self with Vasoline. then i hide in your closet and wait for you to change clothes all the while video taping you while quietly snickering. when you are asleep this is where the hampster comes in, he sneeks up and starts biting you and you spaz out. then i sneeks out a snach da cookie and run, all the while eluding your grasp with my slipperyness!!!! i then black mail you from stealing the cookie from me any more with the threat of releasing said noody tape!   NOW I HAS DA COOKIE1 

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Fallout Equestria: The Wildest Dreams  221K words and counting!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/357237/fallout-equestria-the-wildest-dreams
Letting Go 67k and nearly done!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395523/letting-go

 

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I snatch the picture first, turn it to you so you see it, then snatch the cookie.


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Here's a list of my old names so you all remember me, old to new. Strawberries Yum/The Opal Family/The Opals/Luna Opal/Bumble Berry/Rainbow Jack/Colgate Revolution/Bad Seed/Bad Apple/The Alicorn Amulet/Opalicious/Doctor Who/The Tenth Doctor. I can't believe how long I've been here :')

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I don't want the cookie, but out of pure hate for the cookie, I grab it and stare at it with disgust at the glue as it drips down my hand. I throw it at the ground and run away to wash my hands. The cookie is open to anyone.


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Here's a list of my old names so you all remember me, old to new. Strawberries Yum/The Opal Family/The Opals/Luna Opal/Bumble Berry/Rainbow Jack/Colgate Revolution/Bad Seed/Bad Apple/The Alicorn Amulet/Opalicious/Doctor Who/The Tenth Doctor. I can't believe how long I've been here :')

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