Snatch the Cookie!

[Digit Sums 42]

She grabbed the it, but not the cookie. Ha!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I give Twilight 12 bits and she teleports the cookie to me,

 

Further I give Shining Heart 24 bits and he encases me in an force field. HA!

 

Now you all must sit and watch me EAT the cookie! But first I must laugh maniacally. "Bwa Ha Ha Ha!"

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I breaks the laws of physics and get through your force field. Grabbing the cookie and hiding it in my newly grown mane, I bounce off screaming and laughing.

(That seems to be what I always do after stealing the cookie.... I scream and laugh...)

[Digit Sums 42]

The sound of your screaming and laughing shatters the sound barrier, and the cookie. Goodbye, cookie.

 

 

I bake a new cookie. It's almost ready!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I zoom over to the new cookie. You give it to me, and I run off, being as quiet as possible but making sure to make loud hoofsteps.

[The Awesome One 1,315]

I drop an anvil on you and take the cookie from your hoof, which is sticking out from under the anvil.

 

 

This is cookie is mine! All mine!...heheh...haha!..HAHAH!.BWHAHAHAHAHA!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I wiggle out from under the anvil, but can't walk. In kindness, you give me the cookie. I hide the cookie in my mane and lay there on the ground, protecting my mane and the cookie.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Silverhoof races over with a lawnmower, shaves the mane and steals the cookie.

 

I get in a mini submarine and dive deep down into a river.

I put on a bib and look longingly at the cookie. "at LAST! Mine! ALL MINE!"

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

My mane grows back with the cookie in it.

(This is defying the laws of physics...)

[Digit Sums 42]

I build a room around Filly Pinkie Pie consisting of only three walls in a pyramid shape. (I didn't want to give it a fourth wall because that would compromise the imprisonment.) I then use my magic to warp the cookie outside of the room (without Filly Pinkie Pie, of course) and into my picnic basket.

Edited July 16, 2012 by Digit Sums

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hire Yogi Bear to steal the picnic basket (cause no one is a better thief than Yogi), pay him off with pizza and roast turkey, and make my way to a cave the middle east. There are hundreds of cookies just waiting to be eaten. But only ONE is the cookie.

 

Pick the wrong cookie and your head melts. I hire an old guy to say, "He chose poorly!" if that happens.

 

Further I set up traps, so that only a Daring Do could get in.

 

Finally I set a nice table, a glass of milk, and hire violinists to play whilst I prepare to eat the cookie.

Edited July 16, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Digit Sums 42]

Your violinists are actually an inside troop under my command. When you're not looking, they kidnap the cookie and bring it back to Ponyville.

Edited July 16, 2012 by Digit Sums

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

This happens to you:

 

 

[Yoink]

[Nouth 496]

I drive an arrow trough your chest (headshots are for show-offs ) and then take the cookie.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I run over to you. My adorableness makes you drop the cookie in my mane, and I run off giggling.

[Nouth 496]

I blindfold myself to make sure I'll stay unaffected by your adorableness and run after you. As you can imagine, I quite fail and crash into the first tree in my way. That'll leave you laughing, rolling over grass, so I'll approach you, slowly, with closed eyes, following the sound of Pinkie-Laugh, and find the cookie while you laugh maniacaly.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I speed up when you are just about to grab the cookie. Making sure the cookie is in my mane, I run faster.

[Digit Sums 42]

The cops pull you over for speeding. While you're being questioned, I take the cookie from my hiding spot in the bushes.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I blow sneeze powder in your face, and while you are helpless I hop on board one of a hundred identical hot air balloons and we all take off, except I have the cookie.

 

"I stole this cookie from Digital Sums,

open mouth, cause here it comes!"

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I happen to be in the same air balloon as you. Grabbing the cookie, I jump from one air balloon to another until I find one I weigh down. Running off with the cookie and leaving you stranded in the sky, I run off screaming and laughing.

[Digit Sums 42]

A street performer approaches you and claims that he can take your cookie and multiply it by ten times! Intrigued, you loan him the cookie. He then says that he needs to go back to his shack to begin the process, and that he cannot be disturbed.

 

Inside the shack, the performer hands me the cookie in exchange for 20 bits. I then walk out through a rear exit and slink into the night.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Derp.

 

Now I has teh cookie.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Look at the cookie in your left hoof, now look at my left hoof, which is empty.

 

Look at your right hoof, which is empty. Now look at my right hoof, which holds a deck of cards.

 

Put the cookie in your left hoof into your right hoof so you can use your left hoof to pick a card from my right hoof.

 

Look at the card in your left hoof. Now put the cookie in your right hoof into my left hoof so you can draw another card with your right hoof.

 

Look at the card in your left hoof. Now look at the card in your right hoof. Now look at the cookie in my left hoof.

 

Now look at me running away.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

"I am a cookie inspector in training. I need to make sure this cookie is real before you can have it." I inspect the cookie thoroughly, and although it is real, you believe me when I say "This cookie is fake! I will take it to my office and bring the real cookie!" I run off and reach my office, where I lock myself and the cookie into a deep labyrinth of cabinet.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

I trip you and capture you and sling shot you into an inescapable path towards the sun

 

And then I sling shot the cookie onto an inescapable path towards the sun. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA