Snatch the Cookie!

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

I proceed to chase after you. I throw my scythe at the cookie, and it gets stuck on it. The scythe flies back to me. I proceed to travel to an unknown dimension, and then close the portal.

[Page Turner 607]

I am sitting there having tea in my own private demension when suddenly shade bursts in with a cookie.

"oh hey! a cookie to go with my tea!" i say. I take the cookie and return to my tea.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

I am sitting there having tea in my own private demension when suddenly shade bursts in with a cookie.

"oh hey! a cookie to go with my tea!" i say. I take the cookie and return to my tea.

 

I am not amused. I take the cookie, warp you to a new dimension, and lock up the dimension. I then hide in the corner of the dimension.

[Esteeare 41]

i just so happen to be in the very same corner...i poke you and as you jump from surprise you drop the cookie...i scamper off with it singing "the welcome song"

[Cadance of Love 1,118]

I throw a muffin at you while you're singing "the welcome song" and grab the cookie out of your hoofs with magic.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

I get Derpy to attack you. While she makes you eat muffins, I take the cookie. I make a magical barrier around me and pull out my scythe. "If anyone gets closer, the cookie is gone!"

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Her magical barrier can't last forever.

We'll deliver a full broadside and catch the Sou-'Sou'-Westerly wind for the weather gauge, intercept them on the recourse up to Valparaiso, and help Shade keep the cookie from the Dread Pirate Feld0.

 

EDIT: Yarr.

Edited July 25, 2012 by Blue

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I throw a hook at you.

 

Then I take the cookie.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

I throw my scythe at you. The scythe hits the cookie and both are teleported to a lava-like dimension. MUAHAHAHA!

[Count Paradox 3,548]

you appear right next to me. I grab the cookie and take off in my coffin sleigh pulled by skeleton reindeer.

[Twilicious 150]

I ride Zero (the ghost dog) up to your sleigh and grab the cookie. Victory for me! Vengeance for Zero! (He was pretty hurt you didn't let him pull the sleigh)

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*zero then knoks you off and grabs the cookie for his master* good boy, zero!

 

(hey, he was sleeping when I got it set up!)

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I intercept the cookie and lock it away in the hold.

 

Now to retire to Bora-Bora!

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*zero gets into the hold and waits for it to be opened again then dashes out with the cookie to Halloween Town and my tower and gives it to me*

[Twilicious 150]

*Temporarily "ghost busts" Zero with her bad ass ghostbuster vacuum backpack and catches the cookie before it falls to the floor*

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

*Temporarily "ghost busts" Zero with her bad ass ghostbuster vacuum backpack and catches the cookie before it falls to the floor*

 

I turn you into a ghost, then proceed to take the Ghostbuster vacuum and suck you up! I then lock up Jack's tower, and conjure up a forever lasting magical barrier.

[Abyssal 5]

I fly past fast enough to spin you around, the cookie is gone by the time you realize what just happened.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I whack you with a monkey.

 

Leaving me with the cookie.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Seeing how I can't really use my ban-saw outside of The Banned Game, I instead slap you with it.

 

Then I take the cookie... And hide it in a box upon a highway sign.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

I simply take my scythe and grab the box. I open the box, grab the cookie, and bury it. In cow poop.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

You can't do that! If you're going to do that, the cookie must be in your possession. Ergo, I has the cookiez nao!

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

 

You can't do that! If you're going to do that, the cookie must be in your possession. Ergo, I has the cookiez nao!

 

Hey! I did that after I took the cookie off the highway sign! Ergo I had possession of the cookie at the time! Ergo I'm right! Ergo while you are busy reading this, I take the cookie!

[Abyssal 5]

I smack you with a raw fish and take the cookie.

[Digit Sums 42]

I sell you a lifetime supply of sushi in exchange for the cookie. Because sushi is better than cookies.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Your argument is invalid. While you sleep, I take cookie.