Snatch the Cookie!

[Krystal 1,468]

This isn't the cookie you're looking for. You give the cookie to me and move along.

[Azura 1,107]

I have no choice but to take that cookie away from you for lying.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get arrested for stealing the cookie. It is given to me kindly, and I run off as far as I can with it screaming "MIIIIIIIINE!!!"

[Krystal 1,468]

You don't realize that you've been running on a treadmill this whole time. You also don't realize that I have had the cookie this whole time and you've all been fighting over a fake one.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I grab the treadmill and throw it across the world. I grab the cookie out of your hand and hide in a crystal ball.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I hit you with a mackerel and run off with the cookie.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Everything turns into a blur and you collapse on the ground. I grab the cookie and run, jumping on a boat to cross the sea.

[Xievie 498]

I post a picture of Fluttershy everwhere. While you are busy squeeing, I take the cookie.

 

I has hidden it in Pinkie's tummy. Muahaha!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

[One cookie-ectomy later]

 

I hide the cookie in my pocket.

[Azura 1,107]

I'll just walk right in front of you and take your pants off.

 

Then I'll head over into Fluttershy's shed and extract the cookie and I hide it somewhere you'll never expect.

[Nightfall 3,950]

But where is it..?

 

*Finds it in a chicken.*

I had to take something from you.

Edited July 7, 2012 by Nightfall Solara Greylight

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Mine.

 

[i used the classic hook-and-reel technique.]

[Nightfall 3,950]

*I grab the cookie and run.*

 

You're not Cloud Chaser, so I don't have to be ashamed of taking this from you.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

*does a magnificent backflip behind you, snatches the cookie and flees to Didney Worl*

[Nightfall 3,950]

*Distracts you and takes it.*

[Starshine 16,335]

 

Your balls are gone, and your cookie is mine

[Nightfall 3,950]

*Takes the cookie back with some lame excuse.*

 

STOP TAKING CLOUD CHASER'S COOKIE!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

[Distracts the above poster with a Newton's Cradle and takes cookie]

 

You need to stop playing with your balls.

 

Stop for a moment and imagine what the cookie's going through; Can you imagine what it looks like at this point?

[Nightfall 3,950]

It's crazy.

 

*Distracts you with a convo, then takes the cookie.*

 

And I don't do that...

I would only be distracted if Cloud Chaser were here.

Edited July 7, 2012 by Nightfall Solara Greylight

[Starshine 16,335]

I threw a water balloon filled with honey at your face, and proceed to snatch the cookie

 

 

Can you imagine what it looks like at this point?

 

It's an immortal Cookie

[Nightfall 3,950]

I grab the cookie then proceed to fall asleep on it.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

OBJECTION!

My Chords of Steel wake you from your sleep, startling you.

After that, I proceed to steal the cookie in your daze.

[Starshine 16,335]

I tossed my trusty frying pan to your head, killing you instantly. Time to grab the cookie!

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

OBJECTION!

There is no killing of the player in-game.

Ergo, I still have the cookie!

[Strawberry Tart 161]

I take the cookie out of your hand while you're telling Dreamwalker that killing is against the rules.