Rules of the internet...

[Twilight Sky 449]

I found this here --> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet

 

and this --> http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

 

Now since there are so many variations of the rules of the internet, It makes me wonder...what are yours?

Edited August 9, 2012 by Twilight Sky

[Ethan Pow 332]

1) Do not talk about rules 2-33

 

I broke this rule many times... the internet has not reacted to this..

 

34) There is porn of it. No exceptions.

35) The exception to rule #34 is the citation of rule #34.

 

Yep... pretty much have to agree.

 

50) You can not divide by zero.

 

Done it and I fix problems doing it. So this rule is invalid.

[BuckeyeBrony 21]

My rules of the internet:

1. Trolling bronies is impossible.

2. See rule number 1.

Edited August 9, 2012 by BuckeyeBrony

[Twilight Sky 449]

If you really want to know all of the rules 2-33 here it is (note: possibly offensive)

 

2. You do NOT talk about /b/.

2.2. Remember 2nd place.

2.3. Damn it! I missed...

e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.

3. We are Anonymous.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105.... Expect us.

4. Anonymous is legion.

5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

8. There are no real rules about posting.

9. Always register with your local service provider.

⑨. There is a Touhou version, no exceptions.

10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

17. Every win fails eventually.

18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.

29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.

30. There are NO girls on the internet.

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.

33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.

[Neikos 968]

4chan made them, and keeps them updated.

 

The only rule I have is: "I don't care unless I do."

[Titan Rising 2,156]

My only rule is to not associate myself with anyone who associates themselves with those rules

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Rule 63 is the best rule ....Rule 34 is best second

 

But I'm too lazy to make up my own rules of the internet

 

however I made the rules of the Pinkazoid, which is just an idiotic parody

[Twilight Sky 449]

My only rule is to not associate myself with anyone who associates themselves with those rules

 

I don't know...a lot of those rules sound like something you would say...

 

Rule 63 is the best rule ....Rule 34 is best second

 

But I'm too lazy to make up my own rules of the internet

 

however I made the rules of the Pinkazoid, which is just an idiotic parody

 

 

63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions.

63.2. For every female character there is a male version. No Exceptions.

63.3. For every asexual character there is a version for each sex. No Exceptions.

63.4. Rules 63, 63.2 and 63.3 does not include real people. (Too much work. No Exceptions.)

63.5. Real people are ruled unworthy.

[bagelbass 29]

Rule 20 needs to be told to the Internet. It really does.

 

Rule 37 and Rule 63.5 are also pretty awesome.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,035]

My one rule.

 

Rule number one for me: I don't give a fuck about the rules!

[PonyEcho 1,610]

My rules of the internet:

1. Trolling bronies is impossible.

2. See rule number 1.

 

not rely as long as bronie get butthurt other certain things they can be trolled and this why i thing bronies see any attack against them as that of a troll which is why i had a anti-bronie phase.

 

also these rules serve as a example that nothing is safe and everything can be made target.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I love these rules so much! The fact that people actually took their time to make that many of them is amazing. Also, "No exceptions" is best ending statement. No exceptions.

[be my waifu 2,842]

My rules of the internet:

1. Trolling bronies is impossible.

2. See rule number 1.

 

You have no idea...

[BuckeyeBrony 21]

You have no idea...

 

Alright, let me rephrase that: Successfully trolling bronies is impossible.

[Bendy 1,819]

Screw the rules, I have money

 

Actually I'm not rich, so I don't have that much money.

 

 

"Do not feed the trolls" is a good rule.

Edited August 9, 2012 by Rush

[be my waifu 2,842]

Alright, let me rephrase that: Successfully trolling bronies is impossible.

 

You still have no idea

[lardbobobo 1,591]

My rules of the internet:

1. Trolling bronies is impossible.

2. See rule number 1.

 

Yeaaah no bronies can be pretty easy to troll, along with any fandom you can name. There are exceptions, buuut for example with bronies I still see people making threats to Howard Stern.

 

 

So far the only rule of the internet I've seen be real is rule 34. Even then, there are a couple things I can name that don't have any porn of it and thank god for that.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

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Edited May 3, 2021 by Blue

[NavelColt 22,876]

1) Do not talk about rules 2-33

 

I broke this rule many times... the internet has not reacted to this..

 

34) There is porn of it. No exceptions.

35) The exception to rule #34 is the citation of rule #34.

Rule 34.5A Subsection 8 Paragraph 4: The internet's rules are meant to be broken. They simply exist to await the time for the true web users to come along and crack them.

[Nouth 495]

Rule 34.5A Subsection 8 Paragraph 4: The internet's rules are meant to be broken. They simply exist to await the time for the true web users to come along and crack them.

 

[RippedOffMattress 314]

Rule 19 is the best rule. It's so overlooked it's not even funny.