Slendy's Gonna Kill us all!

[hi300 56]

Here, the horrible future of the bronies told by Slenderman.

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  oh hey gir, i didn't know you had a youtube channel

  kululustophat in reply to gir42399 15 hours ago

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  oh, no, it's just a fan name, I made this account before I was 10, when I was crazy over GIR, now I'm crazy over ponies! /)^3^(\

  gir42399 in reply to kululustophat 10 hours ago

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  I am killing your ponies human.

  Slender Man in reply to gir42399 10 hours ago

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  NO. NO. NO. Kill ME! JUST IF YOU FIND A CROSSED-EYED PONY, KILL ME INSTEAD!!! (just make it as painless as possible *wink*)

  gir42399 in reply to Slender Man 10 hours ago

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  Nope. Both you bronies and your ponies are going to die. I hate your kind immensly.

  Slender Man in reply to gir42399 10 hours ago

   

   

  ... Well, i'm screwed.

  gir42399 in reply to Slender Man 8 minutes ago

   

  The question is... WHEN?

[PonyEcho 1,610]

I'm not afraid, I have Slanders forest down to memory so i know were the pages are

 

slander vs my OC (with night vision)

slander doesn't stand a chance

 

also i kinda feel sorry for him he's pretty much doomed to die by meme

[One 498]

Senders coming after ya... Your gonna die... Just stay inside, turn on all of the lights and put your back to a wall. Oh, and make sure it's a wall, not slenderman.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Ha, this Slenderman is no match for me! I come from a family of former KGB agents! Let this Slenderman come! Let him try to defeat my physique and intellect! Besides, he is missing the one thing that makes a man a man...A beard!

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Pffft, Slendy ain't got nothing on us ponies. Just burn the forest with fire...lots and lots of fire! hehehe >:3 He doesn't have a chance against us!

[Gear Swift 6]

Just start a hurricane and carry all the water onto the forest instead of to Cloudsdale! Flush him out, and leave him to Celestia.

[null1 606]

I keep on thinking I'm going to see Slenderman standing at the foot of my bed in my college dorm. It's been like that for a few nights.

[Boxxi The Brony 119]

Maybe that's why we are chopping down forests ... TO FIND SLENDY :OO. Now I am okay with this but Fluttershy may find the people cutting down the trees when they are sleeping

[Nouth 496]

Ponies, just remember, we DO have a way to fight Slendermare.

The way is actually pretty simple, and requires no special knowledge or

skills.

It is...

 

The way of master Pinkie.

[RainbowDashie 767]

I won't go down without a fight, look at my gun cabinet

he wouldn't stand a chance against me and the bronies i'm gonna give a gun

[BlimpAtomic 16]

Bronies, to war! We're not going down without a fight. Slendy's got, well, Slendy. We've got a Fluttershy. I'm just gonna call instant winner, ok?

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Screw this slenderman he does not scare me one bit ! You don't have to worry about a thing if you are friends with Fluttershy & when she is around.... Nobody messes with her friends.... (nobody)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmJuqV82orA

 

*don't mess with fluttershy*

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Coco is here!

Slenderman check under his bed to make sure I´m not there before he goes to sleep.

[MiStErUnMeRry 328]

Slender Man:

 

Not confirmed physical and thus no way of effectively harming him with any violent means have been found.

 

Can cross extreme and minor distances with no actual physical movement required.

 

When close, sickness, mental influence such as mind grains and wooziness will take place. Vomiting may be included.

 

Depending on Mythos, supposedly he just appears really distant, then just gets closer over the course of a few weeks. When he actually arrives to you. You will simply disappear.

 

Can't be reasoned with-no mouth-can't be stared down-no eyes-can't be harmed-no physical structure-can't escape from-always know where you are and teleports-

 

yes. Yes, we are indeed screwed.

 

 

BUT..apparently he doesn't really go after someone once they are over 16-adult in practically-so wer mostly safe. Well ,I am. *victory tap dance on the tears of all the little girls who watch the show now facing the wrath of slender*

Edited September 23, 2012 by MiStErUnMeRry

[rcollinz13 428]

Why should we have to worry about Slender Man coming after bronies. Why doesn't somepony just tell Celestia and have him sent to the moon.

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Edited April 16, 2022 by throw

[One 498]

him* not hi. lol. dang 100 charecter minimum. why whyw hw7y whwy wyy whuw whuw wjiw njiw jwinsj hsajknfsdjvnjsdnfkjdsbfhjdfh

 

Because posts were seemingly 'lacking'. Pretty much the mods were annoyed in the amount of content (1 to 4 word posts and stuff like that) it's annoying, but we deal with it.