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Information gathered. The enemy is very pleased being considered a cat.

Get on her good side. Be all good, ain' you a nice kitten grawr.

And then... Just backstab 'er.

I don't need to fight fair, I've got cupcakes to do.

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I am part of that YOUR army (Or technically, the shared-between-3-Alicorns army), and the difference in power still remains absurd.

Whelp, at the very least I can try and stay alive.

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Possibly a defeat on my case.

Twilight can 1-shot me down if I am not careful, and Spike... He is actually somewhat a sitting duck.

It's still a case where I can try nab Spike and then force Twilight into submission threatening his life.

Again, if I can catch him without Twilight taking me out.

I am swift, so it's possible.

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Did you really think a mere bow-string would cut through reinforced armor? Foal.

You're unarmored. While you'd give Octavia a run for her money, there's something you lack...

HOOVES!... I forgot where I was going with this.

*Prances around, letting the armor's spikes cut through making small wounds*

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Naive little pony, this bow was forged by the great smiths of mordor... Only molten rock may destroy it.

And, it can cut iron like a knife cuts through butter.

Also, as a god of metal, I think my skin is very adaptable to those petty little steel spikes.

 

*draws a piercing note from the cello with the bow, blasting your tiny years open*

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Who you callin' little?!

*feels blood rushing through the ear*

Hmm. That can't be too he-.. YOU MADE ME DEAF? YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS? YOU HEAR ME? CAUSE I DON'T.

You just wasted your one trick. Now then, let's see here, why are you so red?

*Blood is flowing down, also through the eyes*

Perfect. Red hot pain and red bot-sight. I'll fix it later.

I'll show you a REAL Bow-string.

*Takes arrow*

<... I forgot my bow home again. DAMNIT.>

*Throws arrow pitifully*

Oh right, metal skin... Umm, gimme a minute?

*Retreats into one of the hidden basements*

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Good day sir. It appears to me you have heavily reinforced armour. Well, I hate to ruin your day but I have a katana, which is well known for cleaving through flesh and bone like how Pinkie Pie consumes confectionary. Of course, being an honourable wariior and gentleman, I will allow you to make peace with your God(s) and kill you swiftly and without insult, in addition to paying for your funeral.


"Humanity is the end; knowledge is the means; I will not rest until there are no more secrets to be discovered; I will not rest until there are no more ways to improve; I will not rest until there are no more problems to be solved; I will wield no weapon but my wits and intellect; With these weapons I will battle ignorance until the light of knowledge shines bright; When the light of knowledge shines upon us all, then I shall rest, and not before." - Atmomancer Creed

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Excuse me, Miss Pinkie... It would seem you are possessed by something evil.

BACK OFF, FOUL SPIRITS! THAT'S MY COLLEAGUE YOU'RE MESSING WITH. YOU HEAR? CAUSE I STILL DON'T.

I need to replace my ears sooner or later...

I am no exorcist. I'll get Miss Twilight to do something about that... If she even listens to me.

I don't want to mess with a Pinkie that isn't compassionate. Would be a defeat in little time.

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