The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight fallen 6]

Thank you! And ignore him

I wish to conquer equestria

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

you do, for ten seconds, then you die of cardiac arrest

 

i wish for a giant man eating ursa to try to kill me, but it fails to do so

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, then a troll eats you.

 

I wish more people were open and admitting of their own insecurities instead of judging others based on theirs.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Midnight fallen 6]

Granted I am an antisocial emo guy who wants friends but has problems with temper ther I admitted it

I wish for drac to stop being mean to me

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, then Muffin goes full force on you

 

i wish the troll was eaten by a dragon, i like a good challenge

Edited April 8, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Silverhoof 2,844]

The dragons eats the troll exactly as you wish. But the dragon is not full, looks around for seconds and spots...you. Yum!

 

I wish for a new fluffy bath towel. Color doesn't matter. I just need one.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I use it to throttle you.

I wish for a good nite of sleep.

[Midnight fallen 6]

Granted k.o.s you

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

No wish to grant. So now you are my servent!

 

I wish for tea or coffee, AND MAKE IT PROPER.

[Midnight fallen 6]

Here is some coffee and tea as proper as I can make (regrets taking culinary school hoping toile it terrible so he can leave)

I wish for a wife

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The wife ends your life with a knife.

I wish I wasn't in such a dark and malevolent mood.

[Midnight fallen 6]

No grant I like it and not funny I'm immortal

I wish for a real wife

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but she ends up having an affair.

 

I wish for a nice futon.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Midnight fallen 6]

Here is your futon and I meant one who didn't kill me or cheat

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Here is your futon and I meant one who didn't kill me or cheat

 

(It's the corrupt wish game, you wish gets twisted from what you originally wanted. )

[Midnight fallen 6]

Grr what do you want master

[Gommah Pony 4]

i wish for equestria girls to be cancelled

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but all people who wanted Equestria girls would get incredibly angry.

 

 

 

I wish that people would not call me Slainesbrony

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Granted, now they call you Slainespegasister.

 

I wish for nothing

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but everything gets removed from the time-space continuum and is replaced by nothingness.

 

 

I wish that people realised that l is not t

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but now people think that T is I

 

I wish that some brony out there finaly makes a parody called planet of the ponies! (Seriously how long will it take?)

[Colt 555]

Granted but its made with real live action ponies and it made Peta execute you and the brony behind it.

 

I wish I was the president of Venezuela

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you are so unpopular, you get assassinated.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a gun to kill myself with

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's terribly voiced.

 

 

 

I wish that I was clever enough to be able to beat Portal 2 without googling it.

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but you have to Bing it instead.

 

I wish that the next poster corrupts my wish.