The Corrupted Wish Game

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you cross you're own timeline and the universe explodes.

 

I wish I had a car.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, here you go.

 

I wish Liberty City was more peaceful.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Liberty City got nuked and now there's nobody to make it chaotic

 

I wish to find a magical lamp so I could make 3 more wishes without them getting corrupted

[Toa of Ponies 259]

Granted, but getting 3 wishes that are not corrupted unbalances the universe and it impolds, thus corrupting the fabric of space and time

 

 

 

 

I wish for several 1000 firecrackers

Edited July 30, 2013 by Toa of Ponies

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, however they arrive during a rainstorm and as such become totally useless.

 

 

 

I wish that I could speak any language I wanted to.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But it all amounted to nothing as it never became useful in your life for reasons.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

There's no wish to corrupt.

 

I wish to go to the strip club with Niko.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted, but Niko ends up shooting up the place, crashing the car and getting arrested for drunk driving.

 

 

I wish I wasn't bored

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted but your boredom is solved by leaping over a trench into no mans land  in a WWI battle.

 

I wish for my bed to turn into skittles.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But the skittles have already expired.

 

I wish for my wish of casually finding a gold bar where nobody's looking not to get corrupted.

[squareyes 153]

Granted, you find the gold bar fine. You take it home and you love this gold bar soooo much you start licking it and rolling around in it but no more than that. Except you roll out your window and into a ditch where you break both your legs and can't get up. Since you also licked the gold bar without washing it, you suffer from led poisoning and slowly die.

 

I wish for infinite wishes

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you get infinite bad wishes.

 

I wish to rickroll everyone.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. Everyone turns up at you house, and shoots you dead. He hates being rickrolled.

 

I wish for a kitten who never grows up, and is therefore kittenish

 

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Edited August 1, 2013 by Questioner

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but it become excessively aggressive, and claws your face off.

 

 

I wish for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. He impales you with a huge spike & then roasts you over an open fire.

 

I wish I could get over my damn caffeine addiction.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but now you take up break fluid and can't stop.

I wish Helping Twilight Win The Crown had a klingon cover.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but it's not very good, and very annoying.

 

I wish I had a Tank.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's being dropped off by a cargo plane. It was meant to have a parachute, but it failed to open. Also, it was meant to land beside your house, not on it.

 

I steal your wallet while you recover in hospital. I also pay a nurse to cause your noise to itch (bummer both your arms are in casts, eh?)

 

I wish I could make money as a successful writer.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

You do, but I drove my tank though your house destroying all your hard work. And I'll be taking my wallet back, and yours.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted without causing me physical harm.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I grant you wish to be driven totally insane. As you lie back in your padded cell in you straight jacket, I sneak in to steal your wallet, take mine back and cover you in ants.

 

I also take your tank.

 

 

I wish to go out in a blaze of glory!

[Feather Gem 967]

You burst into flames and die.

 

I wish MLP was 100% more adorable Cx

[Sugar Pops 210]

you finally see what you want and cause the whole universe to explode cause its to fucking adorable.

 

i wish i was a stallion

Edited August 16, 2013 by SugarSwirl

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. Giddyup, horsey. Yeehaw!

 

I wish for a better car.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Your car makes a lot of bets, and generally, loses most of the high $ ones.

 

I wish for a crepe.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, it's covered in mud,though.

 

I wish for an electric guitar.