The Corrupted Wish Game

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Like in Toy Story, they only come to life when you're not around.

 

I wish for an orbital friendship cannon.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it malfunctions and fires directly at you.



I wish for a turkey sandwich.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Here's a turkey with two pieces of bread around it. Oh, oops. I accidentally let it go and it's running away. You better chase after it.

 

I wish I had some good ideas for a new OC.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they're all ideas for alicorn OCs that immediately get hated on.




I wish I could turn off gravity at my leisure.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. In doing so, you accidentally cause everything to float around you house, becoming horribly messy within seconds and probably causing a lot of your possessions to break.

 

I wish we had sci-fi technology already.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

granted, but they work on steam

 

i wish i had wings

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. They're not functional, however, so they're only useful as something to display.

 

I wish I knew why every second post on this page so far was made by me.

Edited July 18, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRGHHHH

 

granted, but you get banned soon after

 

i wish i lived in Equestria

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRGHHHH

Uhh, did I just do something you didn't like?

 

Anyway, granted! However, you quickly get convicted of a crime, and get banished to the moon.

 

I wish I could count to 50 on my own, without waiting for counting allies that rarely show up in time.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you now can't stop counting, and you die upon counting to 1,239,937 non-stop.

 

 

 

I wish that I had duck feet.

Edited July 18, 2014 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Unfortunately, they don't make shoes for duck feet, so you have to remain barefoot at all times.

 

I wish that this wish gets corrupted.

[Proton 564]

Granted. But another guy comes and uncorrupts it. Which means it's corrupted... Oh wait.

GOD DAMMIT

 

I wish to be able to divide by 0.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ha, my plan worked!

 

Anyway, granted. Now, whenever you divide by 0, a 42 appears. These 42s are known to be very mischievous.

 

I wish I could think of more tricks to use to trip up the posters following me.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You trip over the picture, staining it with dirt from das boot of yours.

 

I wish to make the greatest flop in history, starring all the freaky faces in G-Mod, with the Penalty Zone as its new setting!

[Phia99 2]

Granted, but then people rant about it in the modern world, causing war. I know I have a really quiet voice, but I wish my voice was more and more and more quiet.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. No one can hear you.

 

I wanna wish that all movies were THAT absurd: as in Bruno Bozzetto's "Opera".

[Phia99 2]

Granted. Now every movie you watch is the same thing.

Oh my wish derp. I wish everyone in the world (including me) was shy.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. Now everyone's so shy they can't bring themselves to do business, so the world economy collapses.




I wish that I had just enough money to do all my Christmas shopping for this year.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. In order to have just enough money, you had to take a loan, and paying it back means you can't do your Christmas shopping for the next few years.

 

I wish I had more spare time.

[Bella_Faus 35]

Granted. But there's no technology. 

 

 

 

I wish the crusaders got their cutie marks.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

They're all zoomed in pictures of their own blank flanks.

 

I wish I wasn't so curmudgeony all the time.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. You become so blindly optimistic that you're still just as annoying.

 

I wish I could travel freely though time and space.

[NightGuard 251]

Granted but Aquaman will follow you forever..

 

I wish Rainbow Dash will be confirmed lesbian.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but mlp will stop airing because of the backlash from stupid people

 

almost forgot the wish

 

I wish that I had cookies in my hand

Edited July 23, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. However, they're poisoned.

 

I wish I was perfect.