The Corrupted Wish Game

[Denim&Venöm 18,944]

Granted. it's an artistic interpretation though. It looks a lot like a blank canvas. 

 

I wish Nabisco would start making Oreo flavored cereal again. 

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted, but they put so much sugar in them that anyone who so much as tastes them is doomed to explode.

 

I wish to be an expert piano player.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but nobody takes any notice of you and your skills are wasted.



I wish for a bowl of frozen peas.

[Denim&Venöm 18,944]

Granted. The peas are frozen by liquid nitrogen and loose all flavor & nutrients. 

 

I wish cartoon network would start airing Megas XLR again. 

[10InTheTardis 509]

granted, but it's just the credits of every episode played backwards.

 

I wish for more achievements in tf2.

[Severed Dog Head 23]

Granted, but they all revolve around saxxys.

I wish Teletext was still broadcast in the UK.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but subsequently BBC is bought by Fox.



I wish that Nigel Farage would be shot.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but he now haunts you and keeps you from sleeping at night.

 

 

I wish people would post in my new thread for Isabelle from Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

http://mlpforums.com/topic/120805-isabelle-fan-club-animal-crossing-new-leaf/#entry3473433

[Hocus Pocus 636]

Granted, but the new posts are a flame war that ends in the thread being locked

 

I wish the American schooling system was fixed

[Severed Dog Head 23]

Granted, but now everyone's jobs are taken by genius children, leaving them unable to support the kids.

I wish A&W was sold in the UK for cheaper (£1.50 a can? Really?)

 

Granted, but he now haunts you and keeps you from sleeping at night.

Woo... I hate immigrants. Woo.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted... It's now £1.48 a can.


I wish that I had a blunderbuss.

 

 

Woo... I hate immigrants. Woo.

More like "UKIP is the people's party... So we're going to privatise the world of the living."

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, but you only have it for one millisecond and then forget you ever had it.

 

I wish that ducks could take over the world.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Humans and everything else thats superior to ducks instantly vanishes into the endless nothingess of the void so the Ducks can swoop in for the domination of the world. They're still non-Sapient, and thus continue on to do what they were doing like nothing happened. But, due to the destruction of everything superior to ducks, nature fails to work as normal and bad things happen.

 

I wish for immortality for as long as atleast another human's alive, to watch the progress of humanity and see if it goes to sh*t or not.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Okay. You get that immortality. I also set you on fire. That fire is going to burn you forever. No, you will not get used to it. You get to watch human progression, but you don't take any of it in as holy crap you are on fire and it burns and you've been running and screaming for centuries unable to be granted the tender relief of sweet death because you hurt the Reaper's feelings.

I set you on fire only so I could nick your wallet in the confusion.

It works. You're too busy being in insane agony to ever notice. The fire is also immortal.

And your nose itches.


I wish to be able to talk to sharks and never be harmed by them.

[Denim&Venöm 18,944]

Granted. They tell you that they are hungry, have to go to the bathroom and want to mate. That is all.  And while they won't harm you, they will personally go after you friends & family by transforming into street sharks. 

 

I wish my local grocery store would start selling Jones Soda again. 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, but that becomes the only thing they ever sell, and you get so bored of it that you can't have any more and begin to find it terrible. You end up either killing yourself due to the taste, or dying because you didn't eat or drink for too long.

 

I wish for a love potion with no bad side effects.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Whoever touches the potion flask gets smited AKA hit by lightning, and it will hit you no matter if you have a roof over your head or if you're underground.

 

I wish for a day of excitement for me today, with no possible way for me or my family to get hurt, injured, imprisoned, lobotomized, changed mentality/personality, sent to a hell dimension with no hopes of going back, suffer for whatever reason, and/or death.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, but your family dies directly after that day, and the rest of your life is miserable and dull.

 

I wish for an anti-lighting suit, and an anti-lightning shield for my house.

Edited February 9, 2015 by Sonata Duck

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted, but you forgot to make it anti-tornado and anti-fire. Chaos and suffering ensues.

 

Wish for a fresh, non-poisonous, delicious, normal everyday Apple. No, not the company, the fruit.

Edited February 9, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get a very nice and tasty Granny Smith. Thrown directly at your throat. As you keel over and start painfully dying, I steal your wallet. I didn't throw the apple btw. I did however set your pants on fire, and take the apple for myself.

I wish for a lovely cup of my favourite coffee made better than the way I normally have it.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted. It tastes like heaven, and sends you there too.

 

I wish to finally understand Physics.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you gain such an intricate knowledge of physics that you are kidnapped by scientists who make you perform experiments 24/7.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, bu-*suddenly dissapears along with the human race, the Earth, the Solar System, and the rest of the observable universe*

 

I wish to know the premiere date of MLP season 5...

[Denim&Venöm 18,944]

Granted. The day after never. 

 

I wish for the next user to not corrupt my wish. 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, but Pinkie Pie breaks the 4th wall and she corrupts your wish instead

 

I wish for the power to transform into Twilight Sparkle at will.