The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but Michael Bay sues you for $100,000,000,000,000,000.xx for using explosives. o3o

I wish I can use explosives without anyone corrupting this. :3

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but you get yourself killed!

I wish I had the strength of a dragon. (You'll get a Brohoof if you make the punchline I hope you'll make)

[Castle Bleck 19,327]

Granted, but you're weak against Fairy, Ice, and Steel -- and, ironically, fellow Dragon-Types.

 

I wish for an Infinity Gem/Stone.

Edited June 15, 2017 by A.V.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Granted but you lose all ability to think.

 

I wish for every tank ever made with a crew to drive them for me.

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 hours ago, A.V. said:

Granted, but you're still weak against Fairy, Ice, and Steel Pokemon as well as other Dragon-Types.

I was thinking I would actually be transformed into a dragon, causing my house I'd outgrow to be destroyed, and for all my friends and family to forever fear and outcast me. 

Still, I like the Pokemon joke.

2 hours ago, Lunar Echo said:

I wish for every tank ever made with a crew to drive them for me.

Granted, you'll lose a lot of money to pay for the crew!

I wish I could live as a centuar (half-horse, half-man) for a day.

Edited June 15, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

1 hour ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I was thinking I would actually be transformed into a dragon, causing my house I'd outgrow to be destroyed, and for all my friends and family to forever fear and outcast me. 

Still, I like the Pokemon joke.

Granted, you'll lose a lot of money to pay for the crew!

I wish I could live as a centuar (half-horse, half-man) for a day.

Granted, but it's only in the latest vr game.

 

I wish I could have super powers(any variety)

[Nitumby 154]

Granted, but they are only the powers to cheer louder than anyone else, making everyone avoid you at any given event, and shapeshift. But only into a sentient megaphone, for even louder cheering.

I wish I could complete the Black Ops 2 campaign without it continually freezing up at the end of the third mission.

Edited June 15, 2017 by Nitumby

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

7 minutes ago, Nitumby said:

Granted, but they are only the powers to cheer louder than anyone else, making everyone avoid you at any given event, and shapeshift. But only into a sentient megaphone, for even louder cheering.

I wish I could complete the Black Ops 2 campaign without it continually freezing up at the end of the third mission.

Granted, but a virus deletes all your save data and you have too pay one thousand dollors too unlock your computer because of the ransomware installed on it.

I wish Starlight Glimmer could be the main charcter of mlp and become an alicorn.

[Nitumby 154]

Psh, it's a PS3, I don't mind the 20$ computer getting a virus as it no longer boots up...

Granted, but she soon runs out of storyline, causing the story to become dull and lose all appeal after 3 episodes and shut off forever.

I wish there were more people who knew of sharkponies 

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

10 minutes ago, Nitumby said:

Psh, it's a PS3, I don't mind the 20$ computer getting a virus as it no longer boots up...

Granted, but she soon runs out of storyline, causing the story to become dull and lose all appeal after 3 episodes and shut off forever.

I wish there were more people who knew of sharkponies 

Console pesant. 

Granted, but the over abundance of shark pones causes the fandom too implode.

I wish Discord could be the main charcter of mlp(think about how crazy that'd be.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but the show gets too chaotic to the point of angry parents shutting it down!

I wish my chores were done today. Seriouly, I wish that right now!

[Nitumby 154]

Granted. Your chores are now all done. Easy, considering you now have no house, people, or posessions that need any form of upkeep!

I wish for 2 more wishes.

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Nitumby

Granted,

"wishes", "wishes"

I wish we could switch species so we could know what's it like to be the other.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, unfortunately you take a body of a mosquito sucking blood of a human, then gets swatted by hand, and you go bye bye.

I wish to rule Equestria with an army of OBTs.

 

 

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but the ponies run away in terror and all you have left is a desolate wasteland covered with overlarge minion spiders.

I wish for a snowflake.

[Nitumby 154]

Granted, but it's made of a toxic chemical compound that deteriorates anything it touches.

I wish to stay a blank flank xD

[Castle Bleck 19,327]

Granted, but you have to live in Sunny Town from Story Of The Blanks.

 

I wish for Hank Scorpio to return and save The Simpsons from its stagnation.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Well, granted, he does but its clear he'll bring his nuclear arms with him.  Also, Homer is no doubt going to be involved with those aforementioned nuclear warheads sooo... I'll let you draw your own conclusions there.

 

   Wish I knew what sharkskin felt like.

 

    Like, I hear it's supposed to be super rough.. but they also look super squishy-soft too! I do hear of alot of anti-shark movies, and I'd be more afraid of Great Whites if their gaping maws didn't remind me so much of the doofy pitbull puppydogs I used to take care of! Also. Tsundere Shark meme might have defused a good amount of that fear in me too!

Edited June 16, 2017 by Widdershins

[Contrast 292]

Granted. You now know what shark skin feels like, because you are a shark. You also have your own exhibit at the zoo. 

I wish to draw and write incredibly well.

Edited June 16, 2017 by Contrast

[Will Guide 21,360]

11 hours ago, Contrast said:

I wish to draw and write incredibly well.

Granted, but you'll only be able to do Barney the Dinosaur works, earning you ridicule from everyone outside the target demographic!

I wish the Changeling in me would have the courage to come out more often (physically and sexually).

[Castle Bleck 19,327]

Granted, but that also means he'll come out during that "Heat Season" I keep seeing in fics.

 

I wish for Kingdom Hearts to finally stop being so convoluted and depressing.

[Contrast 292]

Granted, but now the series becomes a lackluster beat 'em up.

I wish for infinite pizza.

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but the only pizza you get is live grasshopper pizza with anchovies and jellyfish.

I wish for a gaming computer.

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 hours ago, A.V. said:

Granted, but that also means he'll come out during that "Heat Season" I keep seeing in fics.

You mean when ponies start to get veeeeery intimate with each other? Actually, that's not much of a bad thing for him. In fact, it would fulfill his Changeling hunger for a while.

2 minutes ago, cpl_dixon said:

I wish for a gaming computer.

Granted, but it can only do games and absolutely nothing else!

I wish I could have actually attended E3 Gaming convention; Couldn't afford it.

[Castle Bleck 19,327]

Granted, but you get kicked out after 1 second inside.

 

I wish for rof hsiw I.