The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted: Someone lops off a chunk of Pinkie's hair and hands it to you o3o

I wish I had some bubblegum =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but there are brocoli flavored.

I wish for some apple pie

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it's made with rotten apples. 

I wish i could travel around the world. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you can only stay 10 in each country !
I wish for non rotten apple !

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted but it's a plastic apple so you can't eat it.

I wish my crush would like me back   

[Guest]

Granted, but he ends up being a lout.

I wish for the message I've been hoping for the past three weeks; "Jury duty has been canceled; all accounts have settled out of court. Have a nice day."

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

16 minutes ago, SparklingSwirls said:

I wish my crush would like me back   

Ohohoh we all wish that princess, we all wish that....

 

 

11 minutes ago, Sunset Rose said:

I wish for the message I've been hoping for the past three weeks; "Jury duty has been canceled; all accounts have settled out of court. Have a nice day."

Granted but you don't have a nice day ! Muhèhèhèhè 

I wish tomorrow is gonna be a good day !

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but for you is gonna be a bad day 

I wish another 2 hours of sleep

[MilkTea 284]

Granted, but you’ll never wake up.

I wish to stop dozing off in class.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you now are fully and deeply asleep in class, no more dozing.

I wish for spider to stop bitting me ! What's wrong with you spiders ???

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but they weren't radioactive, so now you can't be Peter Parker

I wish for a Great Mouse Detective sequel

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but all the characters dies on the first two mins of movie.

I wish for a simple and nonchaotic black friday's day. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
But all the chaos goes to where ever else you have relatives.
They get swarmed, and their town overrun with the market madness.

I wish I didn't have to work ten-hour days this week =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you are now fired.

Wish I could get myself a new car

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted but it's a toy car.

I wish I had more motivation!

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but all of it will be for nothing

I wish for a ska revival

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted but it sucks and mainstream channels still broadcast it and people pretend to enjoy it.

I wish I weren't feeling drowsy.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you're now feeling sleepy ! Better ?

I wish I coul sleep more than 6 hour this night !

[Gabriel 560]

Granted, but since you sleep so much you end up oversleeping.

I wish I was a real boy.

Edited November 21, 2017 by Gabriel

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you are a permavirgin

I wish Blockbuster came back nationally

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. Netflix buys Blockbuster :V

I wish Netflix had store locations o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but people are too lazy to get up to shop at netflix, so it got close down. 

I wish my job let me work on the holiday,  they cut me off, i need the $$ brah!

 

Edited November 22, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but I stole your money !

I wish I had a new haircut

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

@Trotteur Sauvage Granted! Doesn't it look soooo great?  

I wish I didn't have any homework to do.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

@SparklingSwirls

Granted but you have to fix my hair now !!

I wish you didn't torture my hair !