The Corrupted Wish Game

[LegoDev 12]

Granted, you can now speak English and Old High German, which is a useless language to know as little to no people speak it.

 

I wish all software was open source, so devs everywhere can improve it.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, LegoDev said:

I wish all software was open source, so devs everywhere can improve it.

Granted but during WW3 all computer have been destroyed and humanity now lives without technology

I wish I was a bit taller

[Skittybug 16]

Granted. You exactly 1 bit (as in the coin) taller.

 

I wish I could never be fired from a job, no matter what.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You're stuck with a job that requires you to pay your boss(es) $100 per hour.

I wish I could get a pizza delivered to my place in 30 minutes or less.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but the pizza is uncooked to save time.

I wish we can teleport 

[LegoDev 12]

Granted, but when someone teleports, everyone else telports to the same location

 

I wish the derpibooru api would work right now (it's yelling at me saying i can't use it right now ._.)

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it’s a hack!

I wish that I’m wizard so I can use magic to do all my chores 

[Odyssey 5,716]

Granted! Your chores are endless and there is no relaxing

I wish to be poor

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

22 hours ago, Odyssey said:

I wish to be poor

Granted but poor is the new rich now !

I wish to eat everything I want without getting fat

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you die from over consumption

I wish I don't have to eat to survive  

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 5/5/2020 at 1:22 AM, TBD said:

I wish I don't have to eat to survive  

Granted but you have to drink bleach to survive !


I wish I COULD GET OUT !

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're now in the movie "Get Out" and won't get out alive.

I wish I can float to mobile around so I don't have to use my legs.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, but you float too high and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish for world peace!

[TBD 17,254]

granted 

 

I wish we can be any other mythical species beside human. 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

I wish we can be any other mythical species beside human. 

Granted you can be a troll, an ugly troll.

I wish I could live without internet 

[Samurai Equine 50,972]

Granted. You've been magically transported to 1890's. Live, learn, adapt. No internet there.

I wish I didn't have to go shopping for stuff.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you just lost your legs. 

I wish I can rule the world

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 5/12/2020 at 9:36 PM, TBD said:

I wish I can rule the world

Granted but you can only rule the world of ants

I wish my cat was not a total evil bi***

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, your cat is only slightly evil.

I wish for good luck for the rest of my life.

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Granted, now everyone around you has bad luck.

I wish for wealth.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but the wealth doesn’t apply to you specifically.
 

I wish I am God!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 5/16/2020 at 4:13 AM, TBD 🚬 said:

I wish I am God!

Granted but you're the world of a word full of ants

I wish I had super power !

[TBD 17,254]

granted now you have power to talk to ants! 

I wish there's a giant ant and eat up Trotty!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but Trotty have a knives and cut the stomach of the ants and exit its lamb like James Bond exit an exploding building.
 

I wish for infinite power !

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you just thanoed yourself from existence.

 

I wish I can make real money out of trees