The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

9 hours ago, Handsome Changeling said:

I wish I never felt a hangover again!

Granted but now alcohol taste like so bad you can't drink it anymore !

I wish for not to hot summer. I really do...

[TBD 17,228]

Granted.... winter is coming and it’s a 2nd ice age.. and you die.

I wish my right leg doesn’t hurt anymore So that I can run better.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, your head hurts instead.

I wish my ceiling fan worked correctly.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it was working so well that it fly off the wall and broke itself

I wish we can skip summer

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

4 minutes ago, TBD 🚬 said:

granted but it was working so well that it fly off the wall and broke itself

I wish we can skip summer

Granted but now it's only ice age

I wish I could get a powerfull computer 

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but now it's only ice age

I wish I could get a powerfull computer 

But the computer takes over the world using you as a pawn.

I wish this stupid coronavirus would go away and I can go back to Disneyland

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

1 minute ago, Will Guide said:

But the computer takes over the world using you as a pawn.

I wish this stupid coronavirus would go away and I can go back to Disneyland

Granted but you can't get out of Disney Land, EVER.

I wish you could get me cotton candy on your way  

[Will Guide 21,325]

5 hours ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but you can't get out of Disney Land, EVER.

I wish you could get me cotton candy on your way  

Granted, but it's rock hard.

I wish I could spend one night at Freddy's

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted but it’s Freddy Krueger’s.

I wish I was as rich as Scrooge McDuck.

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 614]

Granted, but you will be hated for all the money you have and eventually be assassinated

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Granted but you will be either hunted by the government or will never find your way back home. 

I wish I turn into a pegasus pony (Windy Breeze) 

[Will Guide 21,325]

9 hours ago, Windy Breeze said:

Granted but you will be either hunted by the government or will never find your way back home. 

I wish I turn into a pegasus pony (Windy Breeze) 

Granted but you can't fly.

I wish I could be as buff as in this picture.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, but you can't comfortably fit through any doorways or into any vehicles.

I wish the lights in my computer case would work properly 100% of the time.

[Will Guide 21,325]

39 minutes ago, DixonTheAdversary said:

Granted, but you can't comfortably fit through any doorways or into any vehicles.

I wish the lights in my computer case would work properly 100% of the time.

Granted but everything else about your computer doesn't work.

I wish I could actually shapeshift like a Changeling.

[Woohoo 32,571]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into post Season 6 Chrysalis.

I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Edited June 19, 2020 by Woohoo

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you can't carry all of it yourself and you have no one else to help you carry them.

I wish 2020 can end painlessly.

[Woohoo 32,571]

Granted, but all the pain rolls over into 2021.

I wish for Hazbin Hotel episode 2.

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but now you have to wait another year for episode 3.

I wish I can stay awake with less sleep

[Number62 1,247]

Granted, but your health has deteriorated due to lack of sleep.

I wish I knew how to fix everything.

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you can only fix one thing of your choice once a month.

I wish that people stop hating on each other and start tolerating.

[TBD 17,228]

granted, so they stop caring.

I wish I can act in a movie 

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you only get one second of screen time.

I wish air pollution go away.

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Granted but all vehicles of any transportation including airplanes and even trucks will suddenly vanish around the world

Spoiler

Sorry, @Lucky Bolt. Matt will disappear as well 

I wish i can buy a blueberry cheesecake. 

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you only get one teaspoon of it.

I wish there are less violence in the world.

[TBD 17,228]

granted now there's verbal  violence only.

I wish there's something to do