The Corrupted Wish Game

[ToastedScone 382]

Granted, but you have to deal with constant, incurable and painful nausea from being up that high.

I wish it would snow.

[Will Guide 21,325]

6 hours ago, ToastedScone said:

Granted, but you have to deal with constant, incurable and painful nausea from being up that high.

I wish it would snow.

Granted, but you would turn into a snowpony and won't be able to move until next Spring.

I wish I could see through things!

[ChrysalisM 261]

granted , but the stuff you see through is percieved as invisible, and you cant turn it off.

 

I wish I was a very powerful deity that has not fallen out of worship.

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 hours ago, Arvax said:

granted , but the stuff you see through is percieved as invisible, and you cant turn it off.

 

I wish I was a very powerful deity that has not fallen out of worship.

(I would wish that too)

Granted, but your worshippers are crazy and ended up destroying the world all in your name, eventually causing all religion to be banned. And without worshipers you lose your power to the point where not even you can stop it.

I wish I had the ability to see into the past and future. Like I look through an object and I can see what Disneyland looks like on opening day as if I were there

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted but you lose your ability to see the present and get locked up in a mental institution because you're running around raving about the past and future.

I wish David Attenborough narrated my life.

[ChrysalisM 261]

Granted, but he mst3k riffing it.

#MakeMoreMst3k

 

I wish I could summon things from my dnd manuals to serve me. To those who think it is satanic, this wish is beacause there is a lack of instructions on how to do occult stuff, those stupid game rules take up all the space (joking of course)! 

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, Arvax said:

Granted, but he mst3k riffing it.

#MakeMoreMst3k

 

I wish I could summon things from my dnd manuals to serve me. To those who think it is satanic, this wish is beacause there is a lack of instructions on how to do occult stuff, those stupid game rules take up all the space (joking of course)! 

Granted but the monsters will eventually turn against their master and kill you.

I wish I could become a child again so I could see what it was like if I grew up as a Sony PlayStation player

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, but the only PlayStation game you get is Bubsy 3D.

I wish grunge never died.

[Will Guide 21,325]

8 hours ago, Sonic Shimmer said:

Granted, but the only PlayStation game you get is Bubsy 3D.

I wish grunge never died.

Bubsy 3D? Not that!

Granted but there's literally nothing but grunge for the rest of your life.

I wish I had actually seen Teen Titans (the real show) during its first run back in the early 2000s

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You actually did watch the show during its original run on Cartoon Network, but the memories and feelings you had when first watching the show have faded more than a long time ago.

I wish fast food was healthy.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted now they will only be serving salad, just lettuces. Because it's faster and healthier 

 

I wish I'm something more than just a plain boring human.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, you become a plain, boring robot.

I wish I could get the Covid vaccine already.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You'll the vaccine after you get infected and hospitalized with the disease.

 

I wish I knew what I was looking at.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, it’s Medusa.

I wish for world peace.

[Will Guide 21,325]

On 2021-05-28 at 6:48 AM, Sonic Shimmer said:

Granted, it’s Medusa.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, now the world is in pieces and floating around in space from each other like broken slices of pizza.

I wish I was a natural bodybuilder

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You will do nothing for the rest of your life except bodybuilding.

 

I wish I could tell time without looking at a clock.

[Will Guide 21,325]

5 hours ago, Number62 said:

Granted. You will do nothing for the rest of your life except bodybuilding.

 

I wish I could tell time without looking at a clock.

Granted except telling the time is literally all you can say or do.

I wish I could fly like my Dragon Avatar

[TBD 17,228]

Granted, but it only take you 1 inches off the ground

I wish I was a killer whale

[Will Guide 21,325]

19 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted, but it only take you 1 inches off the ground

I wish I was a killer whale

Granted but then you're hunted to near Extinction!

I wish someone had the courage to climb my large body like a mountain

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but you thought they're ants, so you have squash.

I wish i can make everything all good with a snap of my fingers!

[Will Guide 21,325]

8 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted but you thought they're ants, so you have squash.

I wish i can make everything all good with a snap of my fingers!

Granted but everything good eventually becomes sickingly sweet

I wish I had the ability to get rid of covid-19 completely for everyone

[TBD 17,228]

Granted COVID-19 is no longer here…. But turns out, it got evolved to Covid-20.

 

I wish I could cure all the sicks 

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

Granted COVID-19 is no longer here…. But turns out, it got evolved to Covid-20.

 

I wish I could cure all the sicks 

 

You're able to cure all the sick but unfortunately you yourself are going to be sick forever.

I wish I had every Disney animated DVD/Blu-ray release so I can see all the official bonus features in addition to the movie

[TBD 17,228]

On 2021-08-13 at 3:18 PM, Will Gazzzze said:

You're able to cure all the sick but unfortunately you yourself are going to be sick forever.

I wish I had every Disney animated DVD/Blu-ray release so I can see all the official bonus features in addition to the movie

granted but the discs are all broken due to a poor shipments

 

I wish my shoulder would stop aching. 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, your entire shoulder and arm fall off.

I wish I could wish to wish for a wish.