The Corrupted Wish Game

[Samurai Equine 41,013]

Granted. It works! But now the remote is missing, and because it's a modern TV, there's no control buttons anywhere on the TV itself.

I wish food never tasted bad.

[StrawberryMilk Simp 11,184]

Granted... All of them taste like water.

I wish ..................,..i xan parkour

[Trot Shuffle 2,671]

Granted, but everything is flat under your feet so you can't show off your cool parkour skills

 

I really wish I could learn how to cook better 

[Concerned Bystander 2,864]

Granted. You are now the world's only 25 Michelin starred chef, but you don't have any utensils, pots, pans or a cooker.

I wish this milk bottle wasn't empty.

[Totally Lyra 35,135]

Granted. It's now filled with water.

I wish there was more time in a day.

[Trot Shuffle 2,671]

Granted, but this causes Princess Luna to get jealous and become Nightmare Moon 

 

I wish to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop 

[StrawberryMilk Simp 11,184]

You did and it killed the mystery for you.

I wishfor world peace.

[Concerned Bystander 2,864]

Granted. All humans have now been turned to stone.

I wish I wasn't made of stone.

[Trot Shuffle 2,671]

Granted, but you're made of peas now!

 

I wish to go back in time so I could post my "World Peas" joke before this bystander turned everyone to stone 

[Concerned Bystander 2,864]

Granted. You travel back in time, but Australopithecus haven't developed humour yet so the joke is wasted.

I wish my shower had a setting somewhere between too hot and too cold.

[Cash In 20,206]

Granted, but the water runs out after 30 seconds of use.

I wish I could take over MLP Forums!

 

[Totally Lyra 35,135]

Granted, you overthrow the entire staff and run it yourself, but maintaining it is a full time job and doesn't pay the bills.

I wish for immortality.

[Trot Shuffle 2,671]

Granted, but you get more and more disconnected to every younger generation so you can't relate to the cool kids at all 

 

I wish I weren't afraid of heights anymore

[Samurai Equine 41,013]

Granted. But now you're afraid of being at ground level. You'll have to stay elevated for the rest of your life.

I wish my socks and shoes never got wet.

[Longhaul 6,447]

Granted,  Your socks and shoes will stay dry but the rest of you will be constantly drenched.

I wish for light traffic tonight.

[Theautisticrebel 212]

Granted, but you can't drive your car anymore.

I wish that Cozy Glow could get a redemption arc.

[Samurai Equine 41,013]

Granted. Cozy is redeemed. And just in time. The mane six have turned evil, and it's the end of the series.

I wish I never ran out of tea.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, now you are stuck inside a tin of powdered tea and can't get out.

I wish I were more motivated to keep writing and drawing.

[Trot Shuffle 2,671]

Granted, but you can never stop drawing your writings and writing your drawings 

I wish I could own and ride a bike again...

[Samurai Equine 41,013]

Granted. And bikes cost just as much a car, except they break down more way often.

I wish I could tell funny jokes at any given moment.

[Totally Lyra 35,135]

Granted. All your jokes are funny, every story you tell is funny, everything you say is funny. No one can take you seriously anymore.

I wish there was more time in a day.

[Aurora876 495]

On 2023-06-19 at 9:56 AM, Totally Lyra said:

Granted. All your jokes are funny, every story you tell is funny, everything you say is funny. No one can take you seriously anymore.

I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted. There is now so much time in a day that night no longer exists and nobody will ever sleep properly again. 

I wish for nine lives.

Edited June 20 by Aurora876

[Trot Shuffle 2,671]

Granted, but I did a typo and put "none" instead 

I wish I could have another wish! 

[Samurai Equine 41,013]

Granted! But I misheard you, so now you have fish. A house full of fish. Hope you like fish. 

I wish that every time I went to get food, it was always the dish I want most.

[Tao 6,336]

Granted,  now you will only have the worst food you hate! 

 

I wish for the new Sailor Moon movie was out by now