The Corrupted Wish Game

[Trot Shuffle 3,599]

Granted but they can no longer speak or make any noise really with their mouth 

 

I wish I had a tuba

[Samurai Equine 45,946]

Granted, but the tuba plays you. 

I wish I had another wallet.

[Trot Shuffle 3,599]

Granted, but it's not your wallet. 

 

I wish for... people to stop eating my igloo...

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted but penguins come and eat it instead.

I wish for nothing more than what I already have.

Edited June 29, 2023 by Sonic Shimmer

[Concerned Bystander 2,901]

Granted, but since the wish was not something you already had the resulting paradox unravels the fabric of the universe leaving you simultaneously with nothing and everything.

I wish these two cats would just get along instead of hissing and swiping at each other.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, they team up and plot against you.

I wish it was the 90s again.

[Trot Shuffle 3,599]

Granted, let me know how the Roman Empire is! 

 

I wish I could listen to music on repeat with no interruptions

[Samurai Equine 45,946]

Granted. Now nothing can stop the music; not even you! It'll be last thing you hear and the last sounds that echo through the universe when there is no more life. 

I wish people no longer needed automobiles, trains, or airplanes to reach their destination.

[Concerned Bystander 2,901]

Granted. Now nobody is permitted to travel more than fifty metres away from their home.

I wish the lid of my water hadn't broken when I accidentally knocked it off the shelf.

[Tao 6,738]

Granted,  no shall never open it again!

 

I wish the heat would go away! 

[Samurai Equine 45,946]

Granted. Snow forever!!

I wish TV dinners came out perfect, no matter how you cooked/heated them.

On 2023-06-30 at 10:30 AM, Concerned Bystander said:

Granted. Now nobody is permitted to travel more than fifty metres away from their home.

You know, for some people, that might not be so bad.  In fact, it's actually more plausible to live that way in some places.

[Trot Shuffle 3,599]

Granted, but there's only one that you can eat. When it's gone, it's GONE!!!

 

I WISH I COULD WALK ON WATER

[Tao 6,738]

Granted,  but its only on puddles! 

 

I wish for.........................every animal in a shelter to find a home that loves them and takes them in with kindness. 

[Samurai Equine 45,946]

Granted. They ALL go to one loving home. Just one. The rest of the world doesn't get pets anymore.

I wish for the next person after me to have a wonderful day.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Granted but tomorrow, every single other living person has a worse day.

I wish drawing hands was easier

[Trot Shuffle 3,599]

Granted but you can never stop drawing hands ever!!

I wish everyone could have donuts whenever they want 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted everyone but you

i wish i can publish a book.

[Samurai Equine 45,946]

Granted, but no one is going to buy it. Sorry. 

I wish the weather had a schedule.

[Nitobit 1,336]

Granted, but now it rains every day.

I wish I was better at drawing.

[Tao 6,738]

Granted but u draw a oc of mine

WITHOUT SIGHT 

 

i wish for no bad luck

[Samurai Equine 45,946]

Wish granted! But bad luck cannot exist without good luck. Therefore, you have no luck. Your life will forever be a cycle of bland, neutral events that have no huge impact on you one way or the other. 

I wish large pizza boxes were easier to dispose of.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you now have to eat em.

i wish for a completed bar now.. its still under construction under my basement.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,398]

Granted, but all you’re ever going to get served is water, no booze.

I wish for EVs to not take over petrol cars, I live for the sound of a V8.

[Samurai Equine 45,946]

Granted! All vehicles have been replaced with V8.

...What? V8 Vegetable Juice is good for you, maybe. 

I wish things would put themselves away so that I don't have to clean up my room or any other room.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Granted, but things will always put themselves away in places they don't belong, just to mess with you.

I wish there was a portal to Equestria