The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you are granted to have another 1 mins

I wish it's fall already

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 7/21/2020 at 7:31 PM, TBD 🚬 said:

I wish it's fall already

Granted but it only last one day

I wish for infinite delicatessen 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, you eat so much you explode. Very messy.

I wish I wasn’t so awful at fighting games.

[TBD 17,254]

granted you're good at fighting games but always lost when you're so close to winning

I wish swimming pool is open

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

2 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

I wish swimming pool is open

Granted but you have to swim in the footbath

I wish it was a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle less hot outside !

[TBD 17,254]

granted it more hot inside now

I wish it's snowing cotton candy 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you can't eat it !

I wish for snowing waffles

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it's plastic waffle

I wish it's x-mas!

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Everyday is Christmas, and since everyday is Christmas, it just becomes another day.

 

I wish I knew how to tell time.

[Will Guide 21,360]

5 hours ago, Number62 said:

Granted. Everyday is Christmas, and since everyday is Christmas, it just becomes another day.

 

I wish I knew how to tell time.

Granted but now you can't tell anybody else anything. You're mute to everything except time.

I wish Mesme Rize would come back for a visit

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

18 hours ago, Will Guide said:

I wish Mesme Rize would come back for a visit

Granted but you miss me that day !

I wish for System of a down's return !

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted. They return but the system is now down. Permanently. Until they retire.

I wish for a flying pancake.

[Quackkyy The Pegasus 222]

A giant flying pancake picks you up and flies you into the sun. The end. You are dead.

I wish to exactly replicate my dog plushie.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted but it has a beating heart inside

I wish for a cure of all illness!

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted. But it involves having to take a shot a week or you will end up with a very strong headache.

I wish for trains to actually arrive on time.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted. But inside is full of garbage and infested with rats and bugs.

I wish that I can be a strong man!

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted, but you end up being able to run let alone walk fast.

I wish for a Pontiac Firebird GTA 1987.

Edited October 1, 2020 by Yakamaru

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Granted. You must restore it yourself!

I wish I had chocolate.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are given some chocolate, but that chocolate had to be stolen from someone else, and he beats you up for that.

 

I wish junk food could be healthy.

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted, it could be, but it's at complete and utter random. Playing with a 100-sided dice with every ingredient. Even salad could have 2k calories in it if it gets a 1. 

Dost thou dare play, mortal? Dost thou dare play roulette with thy food?

I wish for a flying lawnmower.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, but it shaved everyone's hair and...*cough

I wish I know what to talk about for my project..

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

I wish I know what to talk about for my project..

Granted, but procrastination hit you hard and you can't get shit done !

I wish Futurama could come back !

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but Rick and Monty took over because they want to make an crossover with them.

I wish Rick and Monty will release another season soon

 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted but the art quality and resolution will be poor and in 140p.

I wish for a banana.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get a squished and rotten banana.

 

I wish I had more time.