The Corrupted Wish Game

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Granted. Snow forever!!

I wish TV dinners came out perfect, no matter how you cooked/heated them.

On 2023-06-30 at 10:30 AM, Concerned Bystander said:

Granted. Now nobody is permitted to travel more than fifty metres away from their home.

You know, for some people, that might not be so bad.  In fact, it's actually more plausible to live that way in some places.

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted, but there's only one that you can eat. When it's gone, it's GONE!!!

 

I WISH I COULD WALK ON WATER

[Tao 7,540]

Granted,  but its only on puddles! 

 

I wish for.........................every animal in a shelter to find a home that loves them and takes them in with kindness. 

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Granted. They ALL go to one loving home. Just one. The rest of the world doesn't get pets anymore.

I wish for the next person after me to have a wonderful day.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted but tomorrow, every single other living person has a worse day.

I wish drawing hands was easier

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

Granted but you can never stop drawing hands ever!!

I wish everyone could have donuts whenever they want 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted everyone but you

i wish i can publish a book.

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Granted, but no one is going to buy it. Sorry. 

I wish the weather had a schedule.

[Nitobit 1,761]

Granted, but now it rains every day.

I wish I was better at drawing.

[Tao 7,540]

Granted but u draw a oc of mine

WITHOUT SIGHT 

 

i wish for no bad luck

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Wish granted! But bad luck cannot exist without good luck. Therefore, you have no luck. Your life will forever be a cycle of bland, neutral events that have no huge impact on you one way or the other. 

I wish large pizza boxes were easier to dispose of.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you now have to eat em.

i wish for a completed bar now.. its still under construction under my basement.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

Granted, but all you’re ever going to get served is water, no booze.

I wish for EVs to not take over petrol cars, I live for the sound of a V8.

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Granted! All vehicles have been replaced with V8.

...What? V8 Vegetable Juice is good for you, maybe. 

I wish things would put themselves away so that I don't have to clean up my room or any other room.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted, but things will always put themselves away in places they don't belong, just to mess with you.

I wish there was a portal to Equestria

[Espy Vibe 4,252]

On 2024-02-03 at 9:28 AM, Nightfall Gloam said:

I wish there was a portal to Equestria

Granted, here's your porthole to Equestria!

I wish my roomba would stop steering randomly and hitting walls everywhere

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Granted. Your roomba will never hit the walls, but it will constantly run into your feet. 

I wish the forum would stop going down. 

[Mirage 24,747]

Granted, but all the moderators are banned.

I wish for a new heart. 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you have a brand-new shiny heart. Unfortunately the installation instructions are in some form of Elvish that you can't read.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Mirage 24,747]

Granted, but now it's snowing!

I wish for a perfect day.

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Granted. But now no one else gets a perfect day.

I wish I could magically duplicate food.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you can now make an exact duplicate of any form of food. However, the original food is destroyed in the process.

I wish I had more storage space in this room,

Edited March 26 by Concerned Bystander

[Mirage 24,747]

Granted, however, several spacial anomalies network your room to the backrooms.

I wish the weather would get better!

[Samurai Equine 50,976]

Granted! The weather is still same, but now the sky glows in patches of neon colors. ...What? "Better" is subjective, and I like this better. 

I wish we could all watch a fun movie together.

[Totally Nyx 36,007]

Granted, but because you didn't specify whose interpretation of fun, the movie is Surf Ninjas.

I wish to cook the perfect egg.