The Corrupted Wish Game

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. At least you can only disappear and reappear in a flurry of sparks, yet you cannot control anything with magic at all aside from that.

I wish I can liberate every horse and pony that has been captured by the Equestrian Conversion Bureau.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

Granted. They beat you up and willingly go back to Equestria, having no wish to return to the conformist, stratified, paranoid societies of Earth.  

 

I wish I was mute. 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are a mute swan who cannot make any noise with your throat.

 

I wish Pinkie Pie were Galadriel.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Granted. And Flash Sentry is Tom Bombadil.

 

I wish Pinkie Pie would jump through my TV screen and give me a hug.

Edited February 18, 2015 by Sonic Reindeer

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. This happens as you said. Then she gives you a wave and goes back into the TV.

Then this comes on

And then the phone rings and a voice says "Seven Days". Then I baseball bat your head so I can steal your wallet. You wake up 6 days 23 hours and 50 seconds later.

I wish for more good horror movies.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they're all direct-to-video indie movies which never get a sequel, and their popularity is so swamped by the shitty horrors that the production companies behind them all go bankrupt.



I wish that I had more people to play Evolve with.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but they're all direct-to-video indie movies which never get a sequel, and their popularity is so swamped by the shitty horrors that the production companies behind them all go bankrupt.

P'ifft, that's already happened.

 

Anyway, your wish. You get more folks to play Evolve, but they are all masters of the game straight away and you are the worst player ever. In order to stop you from playing Evolve again, a specialist is hired to take care of you.

 

I take your wallet after I take your life.

 

 

I wish for more motivation in my life.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but now you are filled with so much motivation to jump of a airplane without a parachute that you do.

 

I wish people knew about this more: http://mlpforums.com/topic/121928-section-for-fan-clubs-in-everfree-forest/

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted, but they descend into a frenzy of typical fanclub warfare.

I wish someone would turn the Mane 6 into constellations.
 

Granted. And Flash Sentry is Tom Bombadil.

I wish Pinkie Pie would jump through my TV screen and give me a hug.

I think the idea of "Flash Sentry as Tom Bombadil" would sound fun -- wackiness combined with swag! Perhaps Twist would be Goldberry, his daughter.


 

[Hocus Pocus 636]

Granted... but then other characters are given constellations as well, and then a My Little Pony zodiac is even created....

...But you're born under the sign of Diamond Tiara

 

I wish I could conjure any food I want at will.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your magical food always tastes bland.

I wish I can invent a device that controls horses' minds.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they commit suicide soon afterwards.



I wish that I had my own religion.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You worship the glory that is me. Now give your hairy Scottish God your wallet.

 

I wish for a do over on my life, starting again with what I know now at the age of 8 so I can live a better life.

[Mothra 648]

Granted, but the maximum life expectancy is 9

 

I wish for a pet parrot that can learn english

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, your pet parrot can speak English and was show to be dangerous to the foundation for being found intelligent enough to know that they can be truly free if they "get rid of the owner(s)"

 

Wish twilight would get out of SCP-914 she's been jamming and rusting the gears and mechanisms inside it.

Edited February 24, 2015 by Corporal Genuine

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. She brought SCP-914 to a classical music concert, killing everyone else inside.

I wish that we could appreciate classical music more.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. There is a new surge of popularity for classical music, so demand rises, the result being that 300 new classical albums are released every year, all of which sounds the same.




I wish that Nigel Farage would have a poo permanently attached to his forehead.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, but that becomes the norm for everyone, and now it's impolite not to have one attached to your forehead, and he becomes worshipped as the Poo God.

 

I wish that I can become the most well-known and most respected member of these forums.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. In an act of pure envy however, you end up the target of a very nasty assassin, who leaves you chained up in an empty septic tank. It won't stay empty for long, but it will take a while to fill. The question is will you drown in human bio-waste, or will the smell kill you dead.
I'll. . . not be nicking that wallet. Hope no one thinks less of me.

Oh, good wish! I hope everyone everywhere only thinks the best of me.

[baba_booey 4,302]

Granted, but you get too much attention and explode.

 

I wish for less Anti-Brony/Brony flame wars on Youtube.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

Granted. You get them in real life instead.

 

I wish I was fearless. 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, but then everyone becomes afraid of you.

I wish that I could go back in time and fix my messed up life.

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted all your past problems are solved, but cause all of that didn't happened EVEN WORSE problems shown up in the future.

 

I wish this game would speed up it's starting to collect dust.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

Granted. It crashes every single time.  

 

I wish Leonard Nimoy wasn't dead. 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, the ressurection of Leonard Nimoy as a zombie brings about the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had every game on Steam in my Steam library.