The Corrupted Wish Game

[Guest]

Granted, but you must use it to fund trump's wall

 

I wish for the sun to blow up

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but you must use it to fund trump's wall

 

How could you!?

 

Granted, but that's already going to end really badly.

 

I wish for Bernie to be America's next president.

[Guest]

Granted, but Bernie will become a feminist

 

I wish snakes grew legs

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but sweet Jesus, imagine a snake running up to you.

 

I wish for Hillary to not become America's next president.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, Trump wins

 

 

 

I wish that love was just like fairy tales <3

Edited April 12, 2016 by DefinitelyNot Vulcan

[Guest]

Granted. But you're the villain.

 

I wish jet fuel couldn't melt steel beams.

[Flying Vantas 107]

GRANTED

Except fairies exist, and they have nuclear weapons with them.

 

 

I wish John Egbert (homestuck) would decapitate Bec Noir with his vrillyhoo hammer

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now Bush didn't do 9/11.

 

I wish for a shot at the big times.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, You are granted fame and fortune but you lose touch with you family and friends. 

 

 

 

 

I WISH FOR MUFFINS TO RAIN DOWN EQUESTRIA O_O

[Guest]

Granted, but equestrian gains an obesity problem on par with america's and feminism begins to spread within equestria.

 

I wish for $3.50

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but it's in pennies, so it's a massive pain in the ass to carry around.

 

I wish for a sombrero.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted ...but it's an Evil sombrero that makes you do mean things and you can never take it off O_O

 

 

 

 

I wish all mosquitos died 

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but I'm sure the environment suffers some irreversible repercussions.

 

I wish for a gaudy gold chain with my initials on it.

[Guest]

Granted but a black guy steals it

 

I wish for climate change to be real

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, but it was stolen by a gangster with same name as you and he is now after you o-o

Ninja'd

 

Granted....Nothing new happens... Because it already is o-o

 

I wish for a small mountain of Nachos that never go bad o_o

Edited April 12, 2016 by DefinitelyNot Vulcan

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but the nachos are of poor quality.

 

I wish for a nice cowboy hat.

[Flying Vantas 107]

Granted, but the hat is a bright pink color XD and you can't dye it

I wish Gamzee would stop saying "motherf--k" every other word

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, his voice is stolen and he can never speak again. 

 

 

 

I wish Midnight Seeker would grant wishes again ;~;

[Flying Vantas 107]

granted but they only do it once

 

I wish every time anyone slammed a faygo it would explode with the force of a nuke

[Rainboom Shocks 110]

Granted. But you live in an alternate universe where nukes are stupendously incapable of doing any damage. So we lost World War II through an extremely unexpected twist of events.

 

I wish I had a small loan of a million dollars.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted, but there's an enormous interest rate that comes along with it.

 

I wish we could all just get along, hold hands, hug, and sing Kum-ba-yah. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. A cosmic entity mind controls the entire human population to do all that, then it eats them.

 

 

I wish I was that cosmic entity.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, the justice league breaks from your spell and destroys you. 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that hitler and WW2 never existed.

[Yoshikupo 302]

Granted, there is now massive side affects from Hitler not causing WW2, one of the consequences is that America gave its loyalty to England again and then got destroyed by a different Russian leader.

 

I wish that I could have a working VR headset.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Your VR headset is permanently stuck to your face and permanently stuck to whatever game is on it.

 

I wish that the guys at the RP im in can be a little bit more linient and tolerable of me and my character, cuz they're giving me a lot of shit about me and my RP character.

Edited April 15, 2016 by Kronos