The Corrupted Wish Game

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

Just now, Superplay64 said:

Granted, but it's the most selfish wish of all.

 

I wish I wasn't so selfish now.

Granted but now you have to give almost everything away to the poor

I wish that I had a pet bear

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, it eats you.

 

I wish that bear wasn't hungry.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Just now, shadowwarp940 said:

Granted but now you have to give almost everything away to the poor

I wish that I had a pet bear

Granted, but the bear eats you.

I wished I actually cared for The Simpsons

And that @Superplay64 wouldn't ninja me!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you become slowly more obsessed with the show, and eventually want to become Homer.

 

I wish there was more time in the day o3o

 

[RDDash 19,189]

Granted but the planet you are on was tidally locked to the Sun and then everyone had died because nobody could rotate the Sun.

I wish I never had to do homework  ever again.

Edited March 19, 2018 by R.D.Dash

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you end up with a job you hate for the rest of your life.

I wish I could build a GunPla one more time o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but  you did a  half-assed job on it

I wish my loan is forgiven. 

 

[BloodDrops 762]

2 hours ago, TBD said:

granted but  you did a  half-assed job on it

I wish my loan is forgiven. 

 

It was but you got to pay 5000% more for everything else

 

I wish I was less green

[TBD 17,254]

granted you're rotting and becoming more gray.

I wish for it to rain today

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted but now there is a flood

I wish for my shoe to come back.

[RDDash 19,189]

Granted but then you lost your keys

 

I wish I was rich

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you're $4.3 billion in debt.

 

I wish I had a spare graphics card to mine with.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it's scrap. 

I wish it's friday already. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted but it is a Friday 40 years ago.

I wish for some chips.

[Twilight Luna 31,408]

Granted but they are expired casino chips.

 

i wish I could fly

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you can't get down

I wish for unlimited access to Disneyland

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  It's 40 years abandoned and no rides work anymore, and all the attractions are dilapidating, so no one cares to keep it secure anymore, so you can go in anytime and go anywhere and do whatever at your own liability risk.

 

I wish for graphics card prices to return to MSRP.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but now it too pricey to purchase it

I wish I was good at math. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you suck horribly at all the other subjects

I wish I was cool in school.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you are too cool for school, that you drop out.

I wish I could be done with college right now.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you dont have anything to do once you're finished.

I wish I could 'Ride The Lightning.'

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but  you got into a "car" crash.

I wish I can 'fly to the moon'

Edited March 28, 2018 by TBD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you suddenly grow wings, and flap them 'til you're in space.

And then suffocate o3o

I wish I could actually turn into slime =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you get eaten.

I wish for a pet rock.

[smk.png 181]

Granted, but Maud wants Boulder back. Wish i could die.

Edited March 29, 2018 by The_Dank_Brony