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Hey, don't look at me, blame Hasbro if ya want!  It's not my fault they can't handle mature titles for 1,000 YEAR OLD RULERS!!!!!!!! img-1595819-1-angry.png   Heck, that nice Fausticorn lady originally wanted to call me a queen, but the "oh-so-wise-execs" at Hasbro decided "Oh noes, we can't have that, little girls don't like queens!!!"

 

*sigh* Bucking children img-1595819-2-ph34r.png ... img-1595819-3-blink.png the execs, I mean, not the... actual children.

 

 

*sigh* Anypony else... ANYPONY ELSE, I wouldn't believe it.  But in your case, that sadly makes sense. img-1595819-4-ph34r.png

 

 

 

 

Nah I'm just messing with ya! img-1595819-6-happy.png   The truth is, when you're as big of a troll as I am, you don't ever become a troll, you're born a troll! img-1595819-7-img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png  Of course, that doesn't mean I was always the professional troll I am today; it took years and years of practice to master my skills.  Time for a walk down memory lane!!!

 

Here's me when I was just a cute, wittle Pwincess Sunbutt!

 

 

 

Awwwwwww, wook how cute I was! img-1595819-9-wub.png

 

And here's what I did to Detrot when they didn't have any cake for my 10th birthday!

 

 

 

Hehehe, that was fun, but alas, also quite crude.  But, I continued to hone my skills through the years, developing less extreme but far more... entertaining methods of trolling my subjects.

 

Here's me at 17!

 

 

 

That year I spiked the punch at Canterlot High School's prom!  The results were not disappointing. img-1595819-12-wink.png

 

 

 

Through the centuries I've continued to grow into the troll master you all know and love (or is it loathe... eh, buck if I care) today!

 

Oh, and as for your room troubles... BLUEBUTT, GET OUT OR I SWEAR BY MY GREAT BIG, SEXY PLOT I WILL UNLEASH UNSPEAKABLE TERRORS UPON YOU THAT YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Better?

 

 

Comic Sans, really?  And are you crazy?!?!  Stop saying his name, or else he'll... OH BUCK HE'S HERE, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! img-1595819-14-angry.png 

 

 

 

IN YO FAIC I AINT NO SCARED OF BRO (pewdiepieee)

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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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IN YO FAIC I AINT NO SCARED OF BRO (pewdiepieee)

 

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huh.png Ummm... good for you?  I think? ph34r.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Want to explode stuff?

 

DO I EVER!!! biggrin.png   Lemme just get my skateboard!!! wink.png

 

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BUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png 

 

wat u scarreed??? img-1627497-4-tongue.png

 

No no, not scared, just... very confused. huh.png

 

Only the dead can know peace from this ride.

Oh, probably should have mentioned this earlier.

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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You are eating too much cake.

 

 

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:ph34r: I resent that!  Besides, one can NEVER eat too much cake, it's simply impossibru!!!!!!  Anyways, I have perfect metabolism; one of the many perks of being an immortal, all-powerful sun goddess, SO SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!  B)

 

:angry: And two can play at that game!!!  You're... :huh: well... ummmmmm :ph34r: ... YOU'RE AVATAR'S MAKING PEOPLE SQUEE TOO MUCH OVER LUNA!!!!!!!!!  :angry:

 

>_> Buck, that's not a bad thing is it?

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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:blink: ...

 

:blink: ...

 

:ph34r: ...

 

:ph34r: ...

 

:huh: Ok... what the buck did I just watch???

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nt3-6TYb-o

 

Thank you Twilight, my thoughts exactly!  BTW, you look different... did you lose weight or something?  :huh:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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What is your credit card number and 4 digit password? Also I could use a map of the castle and keys to the gate and secret vault.

 

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The devil owes me 20 bucks, I dont have your stuff, and no of course I don't "want" to kill him.

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What is your credit card number and 4 digit password? Also I could use a map of the castle and keys to the gate and secret vault.

 

Thank you for your contribution.

 

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No way buster, I'm not falling for that again!!!  Last time I did that I was promised cake, and you know what happened???  The Royal Treasury nearly went bankrupt AND I didn't get any cake!!!!!!!!  :angry:

 

:blink: Oh buck... forget that last part.

 

I must say, you went about this quite sloppily really; didn't even promise me any cake or nothing.  Tsk, tsk, tsk, identity thieves are so lazy these days.  -_-

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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Trollestia I stole your muffins last week.

 

Watcha gonna do?

 

Me?  Absolutely NOTHING!!!!!  B)

 

No, I have a... specialist that I call in for these particular situations.  ;)

 

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I'd run if I were you.  B)

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Me? Absolutely NOTHING!!!!! B)

No, I have a... specialist that I call in for these particular situations. ;)

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I'd run if I were you. B)

Oh I was just kidding with ya trollestia haha, I didnt actually steal your muffin.

 

Just kidding, so uh we cool?

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Oh I was just kidding with ya trollestia haha, I didnt actually steal your muffin.

 

Just kidding, so uh we cool?

 

B) Oh, WE cool, but I already made the call, so... ya might wanna keep your doors locked for a few days, just to be safe.  And keep looking over your shoulder... and at your ceilings.  A lot.  Like... A LOT!  :blink:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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B) Oh, WE cool, but I already made the call, so... ya might wanna keep your doors locked for a few days, just to be safe. And keep looking over your shoulder... and at your ceilings. A lot. Like... A LOT! :blink:

 

 

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Oh ok, thank you trollestia.

 

I already ordered a shipment of highly potent donut guns for defensive purpose. I hope that doesn't break any of your laws.

 

I would also request that I ask what your favorite pastime is. If that's ok with you your trolliness.

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Oh ok, thank you trollestia.

 

I already ordered a shipment of highly potent donut guns for defensive purpose. I hope that doesn't break any of your laws.

 

I would also request that I ask what your favorite pastime is. If that's ok with you your trolliness.

 

Nah, knock yourself out.

 

And to answer your question: trolling ponies and getting sugar highs from eating cake. B)  I would hope that goes without saying at this point.  :mellow:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Nah, knock yourself out.

And to answer your question: trolling ponies and getting sugar highs from eating cake. B) I would hope that goes without saying at this point. :mellow:

Oh ok that you your most trolliness.

 

Another question, butter or margerine?

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Oh ok that you your most trolliness.

 

Another question, butter or margerine?

 

Butter.  Nopony uses margarine in cake, so butter any day.  B)

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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No way buster, I'm not falling for that again!!!  Last time I did that I was promised cake, and you know what happened???  The Royal Treasury nearly went bankrupt AND I didn't get any cake!!!!!!!!  :angry:

 

:blink: Oh buck... forget that last part.

 

I must say, you went about this quite sloppily really; didn't even promise me any cake or nothing.  Tsk, tsk, tsk, identity thieves are so lazy these days.  -_-

Oh yeah I forgot to mention. In return you will get unlimited cake, ice cream, and ice cream cake. (Of your favorite flavor. Just request)

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The devil owes me 20 bucks, I dont have your stuff, and no of course I don't "want" to kill him.

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Oh yeah I forgot to mention. In return you will get unlimited cake, ice cream, and ice cream cake. (Of your favorite flavor. Just request)

 

:huh: Hmmm... I don't know.  I mean sure, the promise of cake is up in the air, but still... I better consult the expert.  Admiral Ackbar, what do you think?  :ph34r:

 

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Take your time man, I know this is a tough one.  -_-

 

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:huh: Well?

 

 

ACKBAR HAS SPOKEN!!!!!  Guards, seize this non-cake giver and attempted identity thief!  :angry:

 

Kudos Ackbar mah main man, brohoof, let's grab some cake after you're done dealing with that whole Galactic Empire thing.  B)

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Why do you discriminate melons ? Banana's not the only thing in the world, you know ?

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Why do you discriminate melons ? Banana's not the only thing in the world, you know ?

 

Because a melon broke my heart once... I'd rather not talk about it.  :(  

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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