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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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alright*Come back with a Manhattan with Canadian whiskey, Cointreau, and a few drops of cherry juice* Here is your drink

 

Also Why did Chrysalis beat you so easily

 

*downs it in two seconds* That's the good stuff! img-1333231-1-cool.png

 

As for your question... I may or may not have been recovering from a hangover at the time, for I may or may not have gotten a little out of control at Cadence's bachelorette party the night before.  A few too many drinks here, a bit too much drunken flirting there, and wayyyyyy too much dancing.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G131wCLEAKI

 

The rest is kinda a blur after that.  All I know is that the next morning I woke up in bed with 3 Wonderbolts (don't ask which ones, I don't remember who they were myself), a half-eaten cheesecake, 12 chameleons, a pumpkin, and a rubber hose.  Whatever happened that night is probably best left forgotten. img-1333231-2-unsure.png

 

Actually, I'd prefer not going to the moon, thank you very much.

 

And don't you know that ponies eat from that jar?!?

 

Too bad, you're going!

 

And no, why am I supposed to know that, it's MY BUCKING PEANUT BUTTER!!!  NOPONY SHOULD BE EATING FROM MY PEANUT BUTTER EXCEPT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!! img-1333231-3-angry.png

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Too bad, you're going!

And no, why am I supposed to know that, it's MY BUCKING PEANUT BUTTER!!! NOPONY SHOULD BE EATING FROM MY PEANUT BUTTER EXCEPT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!! img-1333231-3-angry.png

IF YOU KEEP IT IN THE MOTHERBUCKING PUBLIC REFRIGERATOR PONIES WILL!!!

 

Besides, Luna, Twilight, several members of the royal guard... They all share that jar...

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Where can I get a cannon like that? I want to send my brother to the moon plus he said he hates you

 

Walmart sells them cheapest, but you can find some really high quality ones on Amazon.com for good prices. cool.png

 

IF YOU KEEP IT IN THE MOTHERBUCKING PUBLIC REFRIGERATOR PONIES WILL!!!

 

Besides, Luna, Twilight, several members of the royal guard... They all share that jar...

 

huh.png Public refrigerator?  What public refrigerator?  I've never heard of any public refrigerator?  I keep my peanut butter in the nightstand next to my bed.  So... if that's not my peanut butter, then who's is it?  Who the buck would put peanut butter in a refrigerator? blink.png   Wait a minute...

 

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Discord, you sly dog, or, draconequus, you!  Well done, well done my friend, kudos on the excellent trolling! cool.png  A public refrigerator, who'd be stupid enough to fall for that?!?! laugh.png

 

I know your secrets

 

Guess what... I know yours.

 

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TWILIGHT, GET OVER HERE!!! Trixie's gonna teach me a new trick, and we require your assistance!

 

 

 

You jelly MT?

... How about no

 

 

 

Because why not? B)

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Eh, he's already banished to the Everfree Forest, that's good enough. Oh, and as for your next assignment my faithful student, I need you to :huh: ...

:huh: ...

:blink: ...

B) ...

...go and speak with the bronies. Tell 'em that next season Applejack will turn into a pegasus, Pinkie Pie an alicorn, Rarity an earth pony, Fluttershy a mongoose, and Rainbow Dash a rock. They should be right outside if I'm not mistaken...

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Have fun! B)

I finally finished your mission princess i have completed my duties

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Why do you want to send your great great great great great great great... *Hours later* great great great nephew to the moon?

 

img-1364628-1-huh.png Really?  You don't know?  I thought that goes without saying!  Well, let me spell it out for ya...

 

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Yeah, he's one, BIG TIME! img-1364628-3-ph34r.png

 

So Why are you so lazy and have Twilight and the others do the work???

 

Cause I'm Princess Sunbutt, that's why!!!  Can any of those losers raise the sun?  I don't think so!!!  I OWN THEM because of that!  They need me, so they'll be dang sure to do WHATEVER I want them to if they want me to keep raising that sun!  *sigh* It's good being all powerful. img-1364628-4-cool.png

 

NOW BOW TO YOUR SUN PRINCESS!!!!!!!! img-1364628-5-angry.png

 

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I finally finished your mission princess i have completed my duties

 

Not quite! img-1364628-7-cool.png

 

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img-1364628-9-sleep.png As you can see, my banana bag is quite empty, and that simply won't do.  SO FILL IT!!!!!!!! img-1364628-10-angry.png

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img-1364628-1-huh.png Really? You don't know? I thought that goes without saying! Well, let me spell it out for ya...

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Yeah, he's one, BIG TIME! img-1364628-3-ph34r.png

 

Cause I'm Princess Sunbutt, that's why!!! Can any of those losers raise the sun? I don't think so!!! I OWN THEM because of that! They need me, so they'll be dang sure to do WHATEVER I want them to if they want me to keep raising that sun! *sigh* It's good being all powerful. img-1364628-4-cool.png

NOW BOW TO YOUR SUN PRINCESS!!!!!!!! img-1364628-5-angry.png

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Not quite! img-1364628-7-cool.png

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img-1364628-9-sleep.png As you can see, my banana bag is quite empty, and that simply won't do. SO FILL IT!!!!!!!! img-1364628-10-angry.png

 

But princess.... Tell luna to do it i wanna go party with pinkie shes having this huge thing living tombstones gonna be there so is DJ pon3 and i WANNA BE THERE!

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Is it true that you are really a corrupt dictator whom disallows any dissent or opposition?

 

And when can I leave the forest?

 

I wouldn't say "corrupt"... more like benevolent! cool.png   And you can leave the forest whenever; you're the one who wanted to be king of the darn thing in the first place. mellow.png   Now if you'll excuse me, I've some business to attend to!

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Guten tag, princess. Care for a few whiskeys?

 

Sounds splendid!  Right after I finish my afternoon cigar and reading the paper! biggrin.png

 

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Ahhhhh, nothing like some hard liquor after a good smoke! cool.png

 

But princess.... Tell luna to do it i wanna go party with pinkie shes having this huge thing living tombstones gonna be there so is DJ pon3 and i WANNA BE THERE!

 

Fine, I'll get my own bananas, sheesh! dry.png

 

LUNA, GET IN THE VAN!!!!  WE'RE MAKING A BANANA-RUN!!!!!!!!!! angry.png

 

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Hello! tongue.png

 

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What do you think of the MLP music, Princess Trollestia?

 

I THINK IT SUC- blink.png ...

 

Oooh, this is my jam!!!!!!! cool.png

 

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How drunk can you get before you pass out.

 

476 A.D. (After Discord), my 500th birthday party.  I drank 3 kegs of cider, 5 bottles of Madeira, two dozen Irish Car Bombs, a dozen shots of whiskey, and a bottle of absinthe.  Apparently I blacked out lonnnngggggg before I passed out because when I awoke the next morning the palace was on fire, a mountain range where Galloping Gorge now is had been completely obliterated, and we were at war with the Diamond Dogs.  I don't know what happened after I blacked out, I don't want to know what happened, all I know is that IT HAPPENED... but the good news I learned what my limit is! biggrin.png

 

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Have you ever lost the game?

 

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dry.png Gosh-bucking-dang-it

 

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Oh, you got me!  I lost the game!  HAHA!!!!  Say, want to play my favorite game?  Come here, I'll show you how we play!

 

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BOOM!!!!!!!!  MOONED BUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

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Wow....that is im possible to drink with out any vodka......you got any personal drinks of your own that people are allowed to drink at all

 

As long as nopony slurps as loud as my sister does, you can drink whatever you want! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

Seriously though, do not, I repeat, DO NOT bucking slurp as loud as my sister. ph34r.png

 

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Aww, Lonely? xP

 

 

wacko.png Lonely?  Pfffft!!!!  I'm not lonely!!!  I'm Princess Trollestia!!!  I got everything I could want right here!  An endless supply of subjects to troll, infinite power, and all the banana smoothies I could ever ask for! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

huh.png But... theoretically, if I were at all lonely, I suppose I'd want some hugs... theoretically.

 

Fine, just get over here already. ph34r.png

 

*hugs*

 

wub.png Oh... that feels nice.  LUNA, GET IN ON THIS, WE'RE SHARING OUR FEELS!!!!!!!!!!!! angry.png

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There, that's better.  Well, back to trolling!  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! laugh.png

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