Badvice!

[Totally Ducklett 181]

2+2= FISH! Easy!

 

I want to take ovar the world with waffles. What do i do?

[Argos 191]

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Edited March 16, 2014 by Argos

[Blue Lightning 275]

So you can shine a daylight light bulb in your eyes

 

Want to party hardy! Where go?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

The closest retirement home.

 

I wish to obtain a significant other of the female gender.  How might this be achieved?

[firesoxs 93]

Kiss a dude!

 

I have writers block. What do I do to get rid of it?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Stop holding it.
 

I think this penguin likes bananas, should I give it one?

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Better give it four.

 

I broke my legs, how do I get to the hospital?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Use a unicycle, and make sure to share the road.

 

I seem to have eaten a moon rock that Luna dropped from her chariot the other day, and now I'm seeing things, so should I teach myself to do tricks on a bike?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Sure, remember to say yolo before you do it!

How do I tell a girl i'm really not into her?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Flowers. How do I explain to Ashley that flowers are mythical beings?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Flowers.

 

How do I get rid of this flower obsession?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Go to the moon, Ashley put a curse on you that won't go away until you listen to her demands

 

I'm good at dancing. How do I make this relevant?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Getting ninja'd

 

How fruit?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

By incorporating more twinkies into your diet.

 

How do I become less lazy? FlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowers

[Shining Wing 201]

Sit in a chair more often.

 

How do I restart my car?

Edited February 27, 2013 by nerfman100

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Add 3stroke fuel to the tank.

 

I might be choking, what do i do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Swallow bubblegum.

 

I'm addicted to toilet paper, what do I do?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Insert doodoos into a vending machine.

 

What's a good way to say "STOP STALKING ME!!!" Without hurting someone's feelings?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

(if I were to give you good advice, I'd just tell you to be blunt about it and tell them stop)

 

Give them a large hug and welcome them into your home.

 

How do I getmyself to clean my room?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Take everything out of your fridge and use the stuff in a pepsi t-shirt canon to shoot everything in your room
 

How do I eat a bat like Ozzy?

[Rocco 567]

acquire a serious dependence for heroin (whats sad is that probably true)

 

what kind of car should i trade for next week?

Edited February 27, 2013 by dash blast

[Blue Lightning 275]

the 1980 Piece of ****

What's a good acronym for a Kia?

Edited February 27, 2013 by Blue lightning

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

K.I.A

How do I write a 5 page paper in 30 minutes (real problem im having now..)?

[Motion Spark 7,807]

think about your paper shit as story that you want to tell, be creative, come up with characters and plotlines if it is necesary. Then the words will come up by themselves, also explain the same thing over and over again but with different words, to have more space in your papers.

 

how do I get inspired, music is not working

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Try yodeling.

How do I become super saiyan?