I Need Test Subjects...

[Golurk 468]

It's taken me YEARS, but I think I've finally done it! I've finished my formulation! But, I need some willing test subjects to check for adverse side effects. Can anypony help me out?

 

By posting here, you give me your permission to inject you with the substance in my avatar's syringe. I need you to report any side effects you encounter, preferably in the same post. I'm not gonna lie, I have NO clue what could happen. I can't really rule anything out. But, this is for SCIENCE! Now go make me proud, you brave souls!

 

*Yosef von Uzenvard is not responsible for his actions, nor any inconvenience caused by them. He is a mad scientist, what did you expect?

 

 

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To clear things up, none of this is real. I'm not gonna inject anything into anyone. This is just a for-fun random whatnot. Forgive me if that was painfully obvious anyway, I just wanted to make sure that we were all good, and that the upstairs guys realize I'm not going to hunt people down and stab them with an unapproved (and probably radioactive) substance. 

 

Edited March 24, 2013 by Yosef von Uzenvard

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Okay. *Holds out arm* What does this thing even do anyway?

 

Hmm... *Looks down at self*

WHAT THE?!? THERE'S A HAIR MISSING!!!

 

Edited March 24, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Display Name 448]

I'll do it!

[MrL0LZ 866]

I'm curious how it'll affect a robot. Or if the needle will pierce my metal. Go ahead.

 

Side effects of the injection are nothing, because the needle broke. I manually put it into my circuits and it made my insides itchy. Which is impossible because I am a robot, which means your substance breaks the laws of something.

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Okay.  You can inject me.  

[Just some guy 1,070]

AWW YEAH,SHOOT ME UP WITH SOME HER-I mean...yeah,you can inject me with whatever drugs is in that syringe.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Shoot me up with the hard stuff, boyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Vaporeon 1,168]

For all of you volunteering to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.

[Golurk 468]

@, @@Shawn Parks, @, @, *MASS INJECTION*

So, how do you feel? Anything out of the ordinary? Odd pains, abnormal growths, spontaneous combustion? Tell me what's going on, you brave souls!

 

 

  On 2013-03-24 at 2:49 PM, Victini said:

For all of you volunteering to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely.

 

...Wait a minute...

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By posting here, you give me your permission to inject you

 

 IT GOES ON!

*violent injection* HOW DOES IT FEEL?!

 

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

I am feeling some existential dread and mild itching. 

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

I've been a lab rat before so I have some questions. Will I be compensated for my participation in this study? If so, how much? If this grants me the knowledge of the universe do I have to share said knowledge with you? 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Praying Mantis DNA?

 

I feel shorter.

 

*Looks in mirror*

 

Yes, I am shorter, a lot shorter. It shrunk me down to the size of a praying mantis, which confirms my long held hypothesis that praying mantises do not obey the laws of physics.

[Just some guy 1,070]

I have a sudden desire to eat a person who I just made sweet,sweet passionate love to.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

  On 2013-03-24 at 9:07 PM, CaptainBlue808 said:

I have a sudden desire to eat a person who I just made sweet,sweet passionate love to.

For me, that is not an unusual desire.

[MrL0LZ 866]

  On 2013-03-24 at 2:49 PM, Victini said:

For all of you volunteering to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.

This cannot be praying mantis DNA, why would it make my circuits itch? Unless it's some sort of advanced praying mantis DNA turning me into a robot praying mantis. Which is still impossible, if it is, god help every oragnic lifeform i'm going to kill.

Edited March 24, 2013 by MrL0LZ

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

No.

 

...wait.

[Discovery Dream 592]

*steals syringes and injects it all into my bloodstream*

I HAVE ALL THE SUBSTANCE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Golurk 468]

 

  On 2013-03-24 at 8:02 PM, Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind said:

I've been a lab rat before so I have some questions. Will I be compensated for my participation in this study? If so, how much? If this grants me the knowledge of the universe do I have to share said knowledge with you? 

Well, apparently Cave's fired me from Aperture, so I can't really offer any compensation except for advancing SCIENCE, so...

*Ninja shot!  *

And yes, I expect to know everything. Even the secret of where baby planets come from. 

 

 

  On 2013-03-24 at 10:14 PM, MrL0LZ said:

This cannot be praying mantis DNA, why would it make my circuits itch? Unless it's some sort of advanced praying mantis DNA turning me into a robot praying mantis. Which is still impossible, if it is, god help every oragnic lifeform i'm going to kill.

Well, the solution is only 15% praying mantis DNA. The rest of it is a mix of water, sodium chloride, neptunium, irukandji venom, botulism, C4, and Mrs. Butterworth's, chilled to 31.974563 degrees Fahrenheit. I'd say you're glitched.

 

 

  On 2013-03-24 at 11:56 PM, Bluebell said:

*steals syringes and injects it all into my bloodstream* I HAVE ALL THE SUBSTANCE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Pushes a button on desk, revealing a hidden passage to a subterranean storehouse* I plan for everything. 

It would be useful to know how an overdose affects something, though. What's going through that head of yours?

[Discovery Dream 592]

  On 2013-03-25 at 12:41 AM, Yosef von Uzenvard said:

Well, apparently Cave's fired me from Aperture, so I can't really offer any compensation except for advancing SCIENCE, so...

*Ninja shot!  *

And yes, I expect to know everything. Even the secret of where baby planets come from. 

 

 

Well, the solution is only 15% praying mantis DNA. The rest of it is a mix of water, sodium chloride, neptunium, irukandji venom, botulism, C4, and Mrs. Butterworth's, chilled to 31.974563 degrees Fahrenheit. I'd say you're glitched.

 

 

*Pushes a button on desk, revealing a hidden passage to a subterranean storehouse* I plan for everything. 

It would be useful to know how an overdose affects something, though. What's going through that head of yours?

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN SMELL COLORS AND SEE INFINITY

I AM THE MASTER YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEEEE

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Screw injection! *Drinks substance*

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

 

  On 2013-03-25 at 12:41 AM, Yosef von Uzenvard said:

Well, apparently Cave's fired me from Aperture, so I can't really offer any compensation except for advancing SCIENCE, so... *Ninja shot! ph34r.png * And yes, I expect to know everything. Even the secret of where baby planets come from.

 

Ow! Did you...did you just inject me?!

[Helix Prime 2]

OK I'll do it but i have to drop this in it.

*drops unknown substance into syringe and injects himself*

well this feels funny.

*wings sprout from back*

yep ill take a case.

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

*faints*

[Golurk 468]

  On 2013-03-25 at 12:44 AM, Bluebell said:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN SMELL COLORS AND SEE INFINITY I AM THE MASTER YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEEEE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Good thing I put C4 in it!

 

 

 

  On 2013-03-25 at 12:46 AM, Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind said:

Ow! Did you...did you just inject me?!

 

Now, how does it feel? Can you feel the Schadenfreude?

 

 

  On 2013-03-25 at 1:00 AM, MrXweet said:

*faints*

*takes opportunity to inject* Shhhhh... It'll all be fine... Probably...

Edited March 25, 2013 by Yosef von Uzenvard

[Discovery Dream 592]

OHNOES PLEASE NONONONONO

*collapses*

 i don't want to explooodeee