Ask Rainbow Dash

[ZomBrony 347]

Dash, have you ever flown fast enough to break the dimensional barriers?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

hey dash, what did gilda say when she found out about your hobby of reading?

 

She read a bit and liked it too!

Do you like pie?

 

Why is the ground the color it is?

 

Why do we exist?

 

What Is the purpose of life?

 

Should homework be banned?

 

What's your opinion on bow ties?

 

42.

I dont give a damn, Im an avid reader myself these days.

 

I knew it!

do you have a drinking problem? you seemed a bit to exited about that cider.

 

[No comment]

Would you give me a bit of flight-training? I have a team and stuff but in comparison to you or the Wonderbolts we are still amateurs and I thought you could give me a few advices and show me a few moves.

 

Sure thing! *Trains you* All done!

How awesome do you think this pic is?

 

Saved to my computer.

Hey Dash........ remember how we would............... "experiment" back in flight school?

 

Uh.........

 

 

 

How, EXACTLY, did Gilda's picture get on the Internet?

 

What?

Since I'm more into driving than running (I'm a bad runner, heh), can I make a livery design that's based on yourself, RD? Yes, I'm a rookie artist.

 

Sure, I guess.

Do you like to party with Pinkie Pie?

 

OF COURSE!!

im just gonna update the forum by asking do you feel awesome?

 

No....

did you ever let somepony touch your hoofs before? becouse i know you dont like it.

 

No way, Jose!!

Sorry if anypony already saw this question in the other ask RD thread, but I want an answer and I'm not sure if that other person is as serious.

 

How did you and the rest of the main 6 characters become friends so fast, and as I was typing this, I remembered My Little Dashie, how did you truly feel when you found out you were from a cartoon? The author didn't go into much details

 

What are you talking about? (Remember her memory was erased from the real life!)

if i were a mare could i be your very special somepony?

 

Wha- HEY!! I AM SOOOO STRAIGHT!!!

Hey Dash, if I was able to fly a jet(a human invention that flies VERY fast) you think you'd wanna race?

 

Sure!

Dash, have you ever flown fast enough to break the dimensional barriers?

 

Not YET!!

[Tyger 213]

Do you think I look hot?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Do you think I look hot?

 

Sure.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Would you have any objections to me living in Ponyville?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Josh

Edited April 17, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Lunatic 1,185]

 

i think fluttershy was beeing sarcastic.... tought it was better just to let you know becouse you seemed to ignore it. maybe you and fluttershy need a little talk no?

[ZomBrony 347]

What are you talking about? (Remember her memory was erased from the real life!)

I actually did forget about that

[Rainboom24 46]

do you wear any makeup or style yourself in any way?

[ZomBrony 347]

What do you think of this PMV?

 

[sirgiggety 3]

have you ever flown a jet fighter plane scratch that have even seen a jet plane in your world and just curious (trying my best to not be rude or anything) do you prefer boys or girls if you catch my drift?

[ZomBrony 347]

So, you heard of the zombie apcalypse happening at Sweet Apple Acres Dashie? Well, if not, it is happening and I'm arming everypony I can, I think a rocket launcher is suiting for you to flyby with, so take this M72 LAW and a bottle of Juggernog, I've modified the rocket launcher so all you have to do to shoot it is push your hoof into the trigger, and you drink the Juggernog to become stronger

 

Well, see ya, I think I still need to give Rarity and Fluttershy a weapon, just remembered Rarity's ask thread isn't active, do you mind taking the mystery box to her? I can't think of a suiting weapon for her

[Ninja Derpy 343]

What do you think of this PMV?

 

 

Yep, THATS ME!!

 

have you ever flown a jet fighter plane scratch that have even seen a jet plane in your world and just curious (trying my best to not be rude or anything) do you prefer boys or girls if you catch my drift?

 

• No
• no
• Stallions....(but truly ninjaderpy does not care )

So, you heard of the zombie apcalypse happening at Sweet Apple Acres Dashie? Well, if not, it is happening and I'm arming everypony I can, I think a rocket launcher is suiting for you to flyby with, so take this M72 LAW and a bottle of Juggernog, I've modified the rocket launcher so all you have to do to shoot it is push your hoof into the trigger, and you drink the Juggernog to become stronger

 

Well, see ya, I think I still need to give Rarity and Fluttershy a weapon, just remembered Rarity's ask thread isn't active, do you mind taking the mystery box to her? I can't think of a suiting weapon for her

 

No problem!! I will take it soon!!

[Jon the VGNerd 842]

Hey Rainbow Dash. Whaddy a think of the song? I know it's a human song, but you're probably gonna love it.

 

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hey Rainbow Dash. Whaddy a think of the song? I know it's a human song, but you're probably gonna love it.

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.c...h?v=XvhRYBqYxCU

 

It is great!!

[Jon the VGNerd 842]

It is great!!

 

*as Fluttershy* Yay.

 

Listening to the song gets ya determined to fly faster, right?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

*as Fluttershy* Yay.

 

Listening to the song gets ya determined to fly faster, right?

 

Das!!

[ZomBrony 347]

Hmm, a shame everypony else already finished off the zombies and I put Pinkamena to sleep

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hmm, a shame everypony else already finished off the zombies and I put Pinkamena to sleep

 

You put Pinkie pie to sleep?? Why?

[ZomBrony 347]

You put Pinkie pie to sleep?? Why?

 

Because she wasn't Pinkie, she was Pinkamena, she was in her insane state from the zombie apcalypse and attacked me

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Because she wasn't Pinkie, she was Pinkamena, she was in her insane state from the zombie apcalypse and attacked me

 

Well that sucks. Good thing I made clones of everypony in town!!!

[Jon the VGNerd 842]

By the way, how'd you get SO good at this game? I know it's kinda hard playing with hooves, but still, you were awesome!

 

Plus, how'd the players reacted when you won?

 

[ZomBrony 347]

Well that sucks. Good thing I made clones of everypony in town!!!

 

She's not dead, I litterally meant asleep when I said put her to sleep

[Ninja Derpy 343]

By the way, how'd you get SO good at this game? I know it's kinda hard playing with hooves, but still, you were awesome!

 

Plus, how'd the players reacted when you won?

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.c...h?v=8dNlpiUJXrE

 

Magic? They all hated at me. So funny!!

 

She's not dead, I litterally meant asleep when I said put her to sleep

 

Oh well, then wake her up.

[Jon the VGNerd 842]

Hehe, I'm sure they'll get over it soon, considering as how they have to do better than that to beat you, but you'd still win either way, Rainbow Dash.

[Tteok 16]

I've noticed how you always prefer hanging out with Fluttershy over your other friends. Are you two BFFs, or is it just a Pegasister thing?