Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Samurai Equine 49,447]

My identical clone!

 

Why did you grow fuzz on the bottom of your feet?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because I'm a Hobbit.

Why is the sky green?

[Mesme Rize 15,683]

Because St.Patricks Day is early this year.

 

Would you look into my eyes?

[yeet 2,026]

Yes, and give you a cheeky wink too.

 

how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

42 billion

 

How many licks does it take to get the center of the Earth?

[#1FluttershyFan 206]

Ask the owl!

 

Hello, [insert your name], what's your name?

[Lucky Star 972]

Hello, Lucky Star, What's your name?

 

How many bunnies until we have a decent Fluttershy party?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Seventeen and a half.



Spoo?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

squee!

 

can you sing me a song?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I have a video of me butchering the Russian national anthem in Russian, and English when I was 15...

 

but I shale sing only because you asked.... 

 

I would leave it all behind, If only I could call you mine, I'll be there to sing you to sleep, If you'll believe that I could be... Will you follow me if I say I believe in, Magic just as much as, These feelings I know I have, These words could mean the world to you, If you would just let them be true, So I'll say that I love you, Let me say that I love you.... Will you follow me if I say I believe in, Magic just as much as, These feelings I know I have, These words could mean the world to you, If you would just let them be true, So I'll say that I love you, Let me say that I love you

 

 

 

what's 10+9?

[TwilyTastic 88]

910

 

If the wheels on your sled break, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?

Edited February 27, 2015 by TwilyTastic

[ponylaces 1,870]

4 pancakes, since there are 4 wheels on a sled. Everyone knows that!

 

If I'm cooler than you, does that mean you're hotter than me?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

no pony is cooler then Snowflake Frostflame....

 

 

who will vote for Bolbi for U.S. President?

[VinylWubs 1,249]

your mom

 

is it true a ipad costs so much?

[Silverhoof 2,843]

so much. so true. Ipad. its so you.

 

My sofa is very comfy. Why do wives think exiling husbands to sleep on the sofa is such a cruel punishment?

[Soaring Symphony 372]

pooties are cuties.

 

Mr cake or Mrs carrot?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Mr. Carrot.

 

Shallots or Onions?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Put all your money in a blender, measure the volume of the solution, filter out the precipitate, pour it out into a circular shape, find the circumference, area, diameter and radius, then... sorry I forgot the question.

 

If we have two elephants and six people, how many people do you have to kill so that everyone has an equal share of potatoes?

[Noei 718]

8 people 

 

How to ask a stupid question ?

Edited March 13, 2015 by Minsiuer Niel

[VitalSpark 1,830]

Like this:

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Uhh........3

 

How's the number 3 connected to math?

[ponylaces 1,870]

Because illuminati.

 

Are you sleeping right now?

[VinylWubs 1,249]

yeah I eat it everyday

 

what are scooters?

Edited March 14, 2015 by Spike2211

[Lisa 5,553]

Dinosaurs.

 

How do we know dinosaurs weren't pink?

[VinylWubs 1,249]

because everyone was born pink

 

What is a llama?