Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Yes, but only if you're standing on your side.

 

Why doesn't the sun hurt my eyes?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because of the things I do for love and peace, and the Canterlot way.

 

Can I have tacos mixed with coffee and some rotten cheese as a pizza and ice cream?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Do you want fries with that?

 

Why do trolls throw goop at bananas?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Because apples are harder to hit

 

Why does the man in the pan fan the duck in the truck?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because the duck is the pan therefore resulting the downfall of Pikachu.

 

Can I make a wish to Princess Luna and make her my driver and bodyguard with a PS4?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Only if the third Xbox on the right is the ninja from the movie where the carrots spy on the turkeys potato farm.

 

Can you walk on the sun when its night time?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

nope because the sun doesn't exist

 

if the squirel ate the muffin then who ate the squirrel?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Derpy, because Canterlot. And that's the bottom line because if you smell what the Rock is cooking.

 

Will I conquer the world using 1 piece of a hot & spicy burrito, and some Quiznos sandwiches with a Fluttershy plushie as a side dish?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Yes, but only if you remember not to eat standing up.

 

If the speed of a download is Pinkie²xTwilight+five, then how tall am I?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

17 Pis.

 

Why is that hole inbetween the curtains so difficult to go through? Almost like it's solid.

[crispy fries 432]

Because you just don't believe in yourself enough.

 

How safe would it be to cook in the shower?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

pinapple

 

AM I AMAZING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

ARE YOU AMAZING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Hello, Government? Can I order a nuke, please?

Edited February 11, 2016 by Sansley

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Yes, you can. Nuke whoever, and whatever you want, there is TOTALLY NO CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!

 

How do you smart?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

By fake stupid! Totally fake stupid now right!

 

 

Hey, Do pies float?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Yes, pies float, provided you live in the universe of Floating Pies.

 

Can cats transform into cars???

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Yes. All you gotta do is throw metal at them. Don't worry, you got 9 tries.

 

 

Is Ice chill or hot?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Neither, therefore it's neutral and may cause mass panic because of ice and politics and more ice and banana sundaes.

 

Can I eat Tabasco ice cream and live squid with Rainbow Dash as my waifu and divorce her in 1 second?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

No. You have to do it in 0.5 seconds.

 

 

My arm is lying on the ground. Why is it dancing with ketchup?

[InfectedPone 1,550]

Witches!!!

 

What is your favourite colour of the alphabet?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

The Ball. Specifically the striped one.

 

 

Why is there a Rhinoceros dancing on my couch? Can I join it?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No you can't. Because the rhinoceros is skittish, and may run away and go back to Korea and eat some kimchi tacos, and some tandoori ice cream in Mongolia.

 

Can I have coffee and beer at the same time and drink it with a hydrogen bomb which produces skittles candies?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Only if you want to summon the goat overlord

 

 

 

 

Yes?

Edited February 15, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[Buck Testa 5,505]

NO! 

 

Maybe? 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Perhaps

 

 

 

 

Quite?