Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

THOR FNORD.

Cant be too careful with all those weirdos running around, right?

[TwiTracker 973]

Possibly a burrito.

 

Have you ever tacod a eat?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Nope, I burritoed a taco with mustard sauce. o3o

Can I marry Principal Cadance with charming personality as Venom?

[Mlppotterwhoovian 381]

 

She’s the custard for your fish fingers....

Pancakes make amazing beds????

 

 

 

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I do declare not.

What did the man in the mirror say to Bloody Mary?

Edited December 22, 2017 by Mysterious

[Randimaxis 8,652]

TAMPAX, YA CRAAAAAA-ZY!

 

Babadie boopie?

[LeafFerret 3,382]

The What Now?

Can you do the Kick Pow Bang?

[Amorphis 351]

Nope, because there's 2 sandwiches in my hands, sorry.

Who told me to be the moon?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

The sun ?
Can you touch it ?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

The Bad Touch

When is a door not a door?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

The door is when you subtract it to 5, then add a decimal with it to form E=mc2 of the newly revived door of doors to a different world.

Why is it called a door if you cannot nom a door? 

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Because doors de-omnominize everything. Hence why doors can’t be nommed since they outnom the nom.

 

Is SOS sauce?

[Flutterstep 47,071]

YaS becauSe SauSe iS SaS anSd SaSS iS reSalSSy Sa SS SssS; ss Sss sSss, sssSSsSssSss!

Where's the snake gone?

[Gernia 691]

Snake? Snake!? Snaaaaaaake!

 

Would you die if you ate a bug?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

There are basically two schools of thought.

What are they?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

They are what. That is the answer to life’s meaning of Derpy’s muffins.

Will Korea send Ponyville a one year supply of kimchi in the year 5999?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

No. Ponies hate spice let alone kimchi unless you make a spicy cider out of them.

 

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

Edited December 23, 2017 by ZethaPonderer

[flimjack154 14]

Most definitely, but their nightmares include humans taking over the world.

 

 

 

Do fish know water is water?

[GlitterMoon 225]

No, they think it's grass! 

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Edited December 24, 2017 by NightmareLuna1996

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Because they're too fast ! And are very easily afraid !

Do you already hit one ?

[Guest]

Nope, two.

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[GlitterMoon 225]

sofmklsmfemesdkfsnfk,fnmgslmkemfm.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

 

Edited December 24, 2017 by NightmareLuna1996

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Because we are the worst kind of monkey ever so God feels like he had to keep real monkeys !

Do you ever see a pink cat ?

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Yes, it called me a jerk and then it ran away.

Have you ever been attacked by the plastic bag monster?

Edited December 24, 2017 by Rarity the Supreme

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

She thought she was a spacemen with a plastic bag for a helmet.

Have you ever jumped off the roof in your underwear?