Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[TBD 17,254]

yes in the alternative world of ponies

do you ever wish to be free?

[ultrairongorilla 2,064]

Yes I wish to be free, this box of cereal can't hold me forever

What do you think Mr Bean smells like?

[Altastrofae 933]

1 hour ago, ultrairongorilla said:

Yes I wish to be free, this box of cereal can't hold me forever

What do you think Mr Bean smells like?

Like beans

 

Can I have some sour cream & onion ice cream?

[TBD 17,254]

how about a sour of shut the hell up!

can there be such things of  an alive ghost?

[Will Guide 21,360]

8 hours ago, TBD said:

how about a sour of shut the hell up!

can there be such things of  an alive ghost?

Ghosts can't be alive, but they can be active.

Are non-fully-evolved Changelings made out of Swiss Cheese?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

50 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Ghosts can't be alive, but they can be active.

Are non-fully-evolved Changelings made out of Swiss Cheese?

yes!

 

why do hate humans but i am forced to be one.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Because your werewolf mother made a deal with the Devil to protect her lineage from dragons.

My do my eyes sting?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Because you accidentally squirted lemon on them, thus causing insane stingage.

Who is Very?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

 Very was once a student of mine in the school of how to defend yourself against cupcakes.

Can I drive an Audi R8 using the Jeep Rubicon car keys?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

No. You don't have a driver's license.

 

Imagine for a moment that everyone in the world was a turkey sandwich. How many calories would you gain by eating Europe?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Too much.

Same question but with Asia

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Assuming each pound of muscle mass corresponds to one pound of meat, and each pound of skin corresponds to one pound of bread... approximately 10 trillion Calories. 

I did the math. I dare you to check.

 

A tin horn is made out of tin. Why isn't a fog horn made out of fog?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because science!

Why is Rarity married to my cupcake?

[TBD 17,254]

Because she thought it was legal to do so.

is there such thing of a fresh and clean unfilter water? 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

5 minutes ago, TBD said:

Because she thought it was legal to do so.

is there such thing of a fresh and clean unfilter water? 

no there isn't!

 

Why is Maud slowly talking to a pebble?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Because the pebble is still learning pony as a second language. Talking at normal speed would make it harder to translate.

 

How many apricots would it take to kill a cow?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Approximatively 15000,she will die by diarrhea 

Why do we never see ads for advertising companies ? 

[TBD 17,254]

because there is a block in the way

what goes up must come down, so if what comes down, what goes up?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

15 minutes ago, TBD said:

because there is a block in the way

what goes up must come down, so if what comes down, what goes up?

not techniacallllllllllllly a questttionian!

 

Have I kissed Twilight?

[Nye 1,652]

Rarity makes dresses.

 

Who is Twilight?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Rarity makes dresses.

 

Who is Twilight?

cute purple pony!

 

Who's @Nye's waifu?

[Nye 1,652]

A drama pony.

 

What is that big orange ball in the sky?

 

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[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Nye said:

A drama pony.

 

What is that big orange ball in the sky?

Where evilbutt (DayBreaker) was bannished!

 

Why is @Trotteur Sauvage's OC so sexy it bring all the mares to his yard

[Nye 1,652]

4 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Where evilbutt (DayBreaker) was bannished!

 

Why is @Trotteur Sauvage's OC so sexy it bring all the mares to his yard

Because they are a stallion.

 

Why does Fluttershy have animals in her house?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Because they are a stallion.

 

Why does Fluttershy have animals in her house?

because she is a furry!

 

Why is Twilight my waifu?