Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,223]

Eleventy billion trillion gazillion!

 

Did 7 really eat 9?

[Hidey 2,836]

oogaoogagoo

 

who was phone?

[Mouse 302]

matias duarte.

 

Why does it sometimes rain on a Wednesday?

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Because bananas

 

 

Banana Phone? 

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

That question is to brain for my smart

 

Can you see it?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Javla Fan!

 

 

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[AnonBrony 1,467]

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What is that?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Its a bird! Its a plane! Its an egg salad sandwich!

 

 

Javla?

[Mouse 302]

Jabba the Hutt was an only child.

 

Do you know what does it mean?

[Perradial 114]

Popcorn, of course!

 

Is a cat a type of goldfish? Or was it a type of table? 

[ponylaces 1,869]

It's a type of sofa, duh.

 

Why do you have a pet shark?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

To keep predators away.

 

Where does the sun go at night?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Space

 

What is a cow?

[ponylaces 1,869]

Hamburgers.

 

What is a nose?

[Hidey 2,836]

 

noooooo?

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooee!!!

 

 

Poni time?

[Samurai Equine 47,612]

Upper class french people.

 

What is the cheese if not a friend of the bacon?

[Hidey 2,836]

Lower class French people

 

Would you kindly coo coo cachoo?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

No sorry.

 

Is this thing on?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Yes, it is cranked all the way to ten.

 

Why is Spike's fiery breath green?

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Because Earth takes 197.658 days to make a full circumference of the Sun.

 

Why are my nails blue?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Because your nails are sad.

 

Why are Sweet Dreams nails sad?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

because they are made out of flying spaghetti

 

Why are Sweet Dream's nails made out of flying spaghetti?

[Hidey 2,836]

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Easy. Use some wrinkle cream.

 

How do I eat?