Proof that I'm really a doctor

[Callisto 1,877]

Here is my doctorate.

 

 

And here's a picture of me.

 

[Persian 46]

Seem legit...

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I have no choice but to start paying you in truck loads of gold, with all of your qualifications.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Help me I need brain surgery

[Callisto 1,877]

Help me I need brain surgery

Ok.

 

*Opens head*

 

*Takes brain out*

 

*Pokes it with a stick*

 

Is that good enough?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Doctor. Doctor. The GF left me. I have a broken heart. What do?

[Callisto 1,877]

Doctor. Doctor. The GF left me. I have a broken heart. What do?

Just duct tape the heart back together.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dB8wBr76Jg

 

I can't believe you're really a doctor.

[Wingnut 7,003]

I was expecting to see a bird with a white jacket on. 

[Callisto 1,877]

I was expecting to see a bird with a white jacket on.

Actually, using my doctor powers, I can transform from bird to human, and back again.

Edited April 23, 2013 by Dr. Callisto

[The Soldier 2,044]

Who?