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[Skylar 1,641]

My bird doesn't like you.  :okiedokielokie:

[Blacklight 118]

I put my hooves in your paint...

[jackleapp81 456]

"You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that.

 

Not.

One.

Bit.

 

So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And...why so serious?

[Hive King 2,001]

I am the woman in this relationship, hell, my wife is on my surfboard

[Rocky Doo 39]

PAUNCH puanch puanch!! pounch

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

... It gets lonely in this wide expanse of white space sometimes...

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

I don't always get stoned off my ass but when I do, I get the good shit.. the shit soo good my friend had to die for me to get it. 

[Rocky Doo 39]

Oooooohhhh stop spitfire you are getting too clooose

[cuteycindyhoney 13,315]

I enjoy the view found only inside a ping-pong ball. 

[Rocky Doo 39]

What's the sitch Ron before I break my back!

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

Its so wonderful here, I can just stand here and think about everything and no pony can bug me.

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

Wub wub flight

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Oh man, they were just going nuts
They're tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

D'AHHH!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
OHHH!
NO, GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF
OH, OH GOD, OHHH GOD
OH, GET 'EM OFF ME
OH, OH GOD! I -
AAAAEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating changellings all over my face
Wavin' my wings all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated wiener dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the mare of my dreams
Her name was Octavia...
She was a calssical music enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of burned wood
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said,
"Hey, you've got changellings on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Soarin and Lightining dust
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Octavia said to me
She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Dubstep Club?"
I said, "Whoa! Hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kind of stuffs!"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

Edited January 24, 2014 by Doc. Volt

[CrimsonWeb 786]

FUS RO DAH!

 

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

OH MY ******** GOOOOD!!! IT HAPPENED TO ME WITH A COIL GUN AT THE UNIVERISTY!! OMGGGG!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

 

 

OT. Fear my bird! i mean... not that kind of bird.. i mean.. ow fuck that!

[Concerto Dusk 240]

aw, dammit, derpy, stop frying everypony!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited January 24, 2014 by mirrorwing

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

"Japan will fall and rise again by my hand."

Edited January 24, 2014 by Silverwisp the Bard

[jackleapp81 456]

@:@Silverwisp the Bard

 

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Hoofy.

Hoofy: I-I'm a what?

Hagrid: A wizard. And a thumping good one at that, I'd wager. Once you train up a little.

Hoofy: No, you've made a mistake. I can't be...a-a wizard. I mean, I'm just... Hoofy. Just Hoofy.

Hagrid: Well, Just Hoofy, did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or scared? {Hoofy softens his expression} Ah.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Surf's up,dude!!

[DigitalRocket 185]

ohh HI.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

hug me

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

As we can see, Pokemon and Ponies can live side by side... next test humans! 

[)O( Scarlet )O( 1,259]

Yeah, so we're a couple... SO WHAT!

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

It's really cold out here... i could use a hug... please?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Oh no! It's the bird from "Ice Climbers!" What ever will I do?  *sarcasm*