lomk 20,663 December 21, 2013 Share December 21, 2013 Duck! Quail! Pheasant! Robin! Sorry. I've got some pretty fowl language 2 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanityNotIncluded 335 December 21, 2013 Share December 21, 2013 Alright, since one of yo' dirty fellas has gone there: A new best seller has been released in Wales named 'A Hundred Ways to do Lamb'. There are even some recipes! Also, "currently, a currant is down the current". Yes, I just made that up. No, you can't strangle me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,663 December 22, 2013 Share December 22, 2013 My mom told me not to be afraid of German sausage but I fear the wurst 1 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 (edited) What was the television's New Year's resolution? 1080p. Edit: DANGIT I JUST REALIZED SOMEONE MADE THE SAME JOKE ARGH Edited December 24, 2013 by Callisto Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 Why does the government fear wheels? Because they're always getting involved in revolutions. Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelario 95 December 28, 2013 Share December 28, 2013 Why was Flufflepuff's mane more famous than her? Because it was the mane part you can see. 1 "[Hitler] was a political genius. He got half of Europe just by asking. He had Germany working and everything was in his favor. Then he dun goofed boi n he trid 2 DED the ppl and he bad." Signature by Rainbow Skywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,162 January 6, 2014 Share January 6, 2014 I was at work the other night and noticed the brand of toilet paper they put in the bathrooms is called "Heavenly Soft", I couldn't help but think "Heavenly Soft, my butt!". A fight broke out at a concert hall. Don't these people know that violins won't solve anything? More sax, less violins! Music puns are generally awful, but I think I actually really like this one. xD 1 Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 8, 2014 Share January 8, 2014 After indulging in some Eros, you may be a bit sorE. (hint: palindromes and anagrams are the only things I like as much as puns) I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Licorice 58 January 8, 2014 Share January 8, 2014 Chris Brown really needs to get some better beats Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 14, 2014 Share January 14, 2014 (edited) Since I'm gay, I have pride, so I'll quote myself. @@Ganaram Inukshuk, I'm Gonnaram gonna tackle your writing now. Edited January 14, 2014 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 January 14, 2014 Share January 14, 2014 Since I'm gay, I have pride, so I'll quote myself. Incorrect pronunciation of my own name; the first A is pronounced with the U from under, so the first syllable is pronounced like gun, but without the N at the end of gun. The third syllable is pronounced as rum. The second syllable is like the first syllable from narcissism. For the last name, the first syllable is pronounced as in, the second syllable is like took but without the T, and the third syllable is pronounced as shook. (Not the first time that anyone has ever butchered my name, but since I know the pronunciation, me reading your pun didn't really work on me. <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,663 January 14, 2014 Share January 14, 2014 A woman was taken to the hospital screaming words like "Doesn't! Shouldn't! Don't! Isn't!" The doctor came out and told her husband, "She's having contractions." 2 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 17, 2014 Share January 17, 2014 (edited) Incorrect pronunciation of my own name; the first A is pronounced with the U from under, so the first syllable is pronounced like gun, but without the N at the end of gun. The third syllable is pronounced as rum. The second syllable is like the first syllable from narcissism. For the last name, the first syllable is pronounced as in, the second syllable is like took but without the T, and the third syllable is pronounced as shook. (Not the first time that anyone has ever butchered my name, but since I know the pronunciation, me reading your pun didn't really work on me.Um, no offense, but you are pointing out the obvious; I already knew that "Ganaram" isn't pronounced "gonna ram". Some puns here are precisely about switching words that aren't even pronounced the same. Like "tearable puns", or "Feather" replacing "whether" in a previous post of mine, or "I scream" instead of "ice cream" despite a different pace.Also, maybe "took" and "shook" have different sounds in some dialects (like British), but in others and especially to a foreigner like me, they sound the same. Ever seen "gonna" spelled "gunna"? well I have, likewise with transcripts of stereotyped ghetto and rasta talk. And finally, the first word of your name comes from a term that already exists; you just moved one letter, the others are the same. You can't keep a letter's identity and environment but claim it's pronounced differently. *shrug* Sorry, but my pun still works either way. If you want Ganaram to be pronounced the way you want in English, then drop the anagram thing and change it so it's pronounced how you want. Anyway, I had realized a pun people use all the time, but after typing the above on my iPad (THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH GLITCHY KEYBOARD) around 11.30pm, I forgot. I'll edit this post later, I guess? Edited January 17, 2014 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 January 19, 2014 Share January 19, 2014 (edited) If you want Ganaram to be pronounced the way you want in English, then drop the anagram thing and change it so it's pronounced how you want. I've had the name for too long to warrant any change; plus, hundreds of people know the name already. I refuse to change the name. I just find that your use of your pun both hurts me and my name. Edited January 19, 2014 by Ganaram Inukshuk <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 19, 2014 Share January 19, 2014 I've had the name for too long to warrant any change; plus, hundreds of people know the name already. I refuse to change the name. I just find that your use of your pun both hurts me and my name.Hundreds of people knew my name Fiction Scientist, and even before that, I spent years with the names ScientistCat and ScientistYoshi. Not a good argument, though I understand you, it's both clever (anagram of "anagram") and your pony's name.And I'm sorry I hurt you, really, I am. But as I stated, pun does not even imply same pronunciation - and proper nouns were never excluded either. I already gave you examples, I'll add "Aureity then!" someone made (around the thread's beginning), my artist names post ("I Madonna now") and Harry Potter combo ("shifting stairs" etc.). Speaking of, I just had four HP puns come to me last night, and a music one. _______________ If Albus had another cute phoenix, they'd be Du(m)bledorable. If Albus had made cleverer decisions and got rid of Voldemort sooner, he'd be Cleverledore. When he needs magic at the orchard, MacGonacall for help from a witch. When prof MgGonagall's relatives aren't nervous (because the stolen object isn't hers): "Minerva's? Not at all!" When cats get angry at the unfair political system, there's a Pussy Riot. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 January 24, 2014 Share January 24, 2014 There's a new broom out its sweeping the nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 January 29, 2014 Share January 29, 2014 What happened to the cow accused of witchcraft? It was burned at the steak. Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Dash 101 February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 "I tried to catch some fog earlier, I mist" Ellie, The last of us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 PC mustard rice, because consoles need to ketchup. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 February 11, 2014 Share February 11, 2014 (edited) Recently, I had quite a jarring experience. At first, I thought I was in a pickle, but then I realized, I was really in a jam. I cried out: "Lord preserve me!" People around were giving me glassy stares, and one guy told me to put a lid on it and called me a rude name. I hate being labeled. Edited February 11, 2014 by SolarFox 3 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 12, 2014 Share February 12, 2014 Oh my god, receiving a sacred offering must feel so divine... *strokes my temples* I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEngineer 188 February 13, 2014 Share February 13, 2014 Oh come on guys, stop the punnishment! It's just tearing at the threads of my sanity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 February 13, 2014 Share February 13, 2014 Oh come on guys, stop the punnishment! It's just tearing at the threads of my sanity! Guess you want us to stop post-haste? This beer joke is only a draft, because I can barley make it work. So I asked my friend for help. Let's see if he hops to it. 2 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 14, 2014 Share February 14, 2014 This beer joke is only a draft, because I can barley make it work. So I asked my friend for help. Let's see if he hops to it.It'd be so bitter if it didn't... guess ale help you? Anyway, I met a dragon on the beach this summer. We talked for a while, then shared the sand witch he'd brought along. After that, I went back to my car while he scaled a cliff to his cave. I wouldn't normally go to that beach without someone dragon me, but now I will leather I like the place or not. I got nothing to hide, beclaws I now have a friend there. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♞RedLotus♞ 360 February 15, 2014 Share February 15, 2014 So what do you call a parrot thats missing from its cage? A polygon! Check out my OC Ocelot at: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/ocelot-r3834 ~Im always looking talented artists across the forums~ *Sig by Kyoshi* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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