Terrible, Terrible Puns

[supersonicfan91 55]

this thread better be punny 

[RarityFan01 2,444]

This thread will needle the puns it can get. 

[Theta Sigma 46]

Dang, the one time someone actually asks me for a pun and my mind is blank. Curse you ironic timing!!

[The Real Minty <3 217]

Just Buckin' Lettuce Leaf Already.

[supersonicfan91 55]

here are some about cards i found

 

[RarityFan01 2,444]

I do have a good eye for bad puns. It seams like I was taut well.  

 

 

(Yes, I'm using tailor puns.)

[Troblems 5,609]

@, I merged your thread with a much older pun thread. In the future please check before making a new thread to see if one already exists. Thanks!

 

Today I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

[CC_Maud_Pie 6,431]

Which mushrooms tastes like sh!t?

 

Shiitake mushrooms

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I heard that Zayn left, I guess you could say there's 2 Directions now.

[Justin_Case001 4,857]

Popcorn and momcorn, hurricanes and himacanes.

[Spikey-Wikey 378]

A city was invaded by zombies, it was a grave situation.

[SimStat 55]

My dog is woofing down his food.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

If guns are 'arms', shouldn't magazines be 'hands' and bullets 'fingers'?

[Solid 1,326]

Pootispenserhere

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

In a pearfect world, there would be no puns.

[N.W. 3,619]

Cause' I'm Russian to that Crimea.

[ZUPERFLY 4]

I was at the baseball game and I saw the baseball getting bigger bigger. Then it hit me.

[Solid 1,326]

Boss, about the vocal cord parasprites...

[Randimaxis 8,633]

Some folks might think a head cold is funny, but it's snot.

[MiniHoovy 37]

I have two 

 

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and asks "Can I have a beer and one for the road?"

 

A man with dyslexia walks into a bra 

 

some of you probably don't get that last one 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

I have two aswell Kinda

 

1. read my name haha

 

2. is the same as one kinda but read the first sentence of my "about me" section  

[Edgeworth1001 648]

My username is Edgeworth1001. You can say I'm on the Edge.

 

AJ's favorite meal? Drinking Applejack with Apple Jacks.

 

Twi and Dash slept together. I guess you can say Twilight tasted the Rainbow.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

What blood type do people prone to spelling errors have? Type O

Someone told me that he had type A blood, but seemed uncertain. Must have been A- because he didn't seem positive.

Someone with high expectations for a blood drive could be described as sanguine.

I feel that making any more blood puns would be in vein.

Would a non-union nurse at a blood drive be a scab?

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

Donald Trumps the competition.

[MiniHoovy 37]

I found these puns humerus