The Truth About Zoop

[Ashley 2,427]

Okay, kiddies. Sit on down around Auntie Glaceon. Today I am going to tell you about the evil staff member Zoop!

Once upon a time, in a kingdom called MLP Forums, there was a team of admins. The admins were all just and fair rulers, all except Zoop. Zoop was an evil, mean admin posing as nice. He decided that he could no longer pose as being nice, and he wreacked havoc on the kingdom. Many lives were lost, such as Muffin Investigator, Shift, and GolgoXII.

When the admins heard about this, they swiftly thought up a battle plan to defeat the evil monster Zoop. They sent out their royal forces, the moderators. There was a couple of troops-led bravely by the global moderators. They did lots of damage to the monster Zoop, hitting him with arrows, spears, swords, bombs, and whatnot. But ol' Zoop had immortality, just like the other admins. He couldn't be killed.

The admins had no idea what to do. Zoop couldn't be killed, but he was destroying the kingdom. The mods walked in, badly scarred and wounded. The admins were shocked-How could they be hurt this bad? The admins used their powers to heal the troops; then they asked them for ideas. The mods couldn't think of anything, they were just as stumped as the admins. Then, Feld0 had an idea. He sent out the best of his Poniverse Staff-NASCARFAN160. NASCARFAN160 traveled to Zoop, who was now in the west of the kingdom. He looked up to Zoop. He teared a little, at the sight of his favorite admin turned bad. Zoop looked down to NASCARFAN160. Zoop remembered his old buddy, and picked him up with his hand. Zoop started to return to normal, realizing what he had done.

Zoop was dragged back to the castle. The admins didn't know what to do with him, so they threw him in prison. After a day or two, poking Zoop with sticks was no longer funny. So they allowed him back into the ranks... but this time he would have to work his way up. He would start as a Poniverse staff, a lowly minion. Maybe someday he would reach glorious admindom again.

Edited June 4, 2013 by Glaceon

[Iudex 1,945]

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

[Ashley 2,427]

You didn't read it all did you

Edited June 4, 2013 by Glaceon

[Killian Jones 2,653]

I couldn't defeat Zoop, so I killed the Dark One and took his powers.

[Eureka 1,119]

*CLAP CLAPP WITH HANDS IM CLAPPING AT LOVELY STORY. CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Ashley 2,427]

*CLAP CLAPP WITH HANDS IM CLAPPING AT LOVELY STORY. CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Should I write another one?

[Eureka 1,119]

Should I write another one?

Totally, Totally!

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

Does this run under fanfiction (fan of what now?)? I´m not sure...

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Don't forget, he also had an affair with 160.

[Erza 581]

@Zoop You should totally see this!!!

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

@Zoop You should totally see this!!!

@@Zoop!

 

WE SUMMON THEE! RISE UP! RISE UP FROM THE ASHES ONCE MORE!

 

LAY WASTE TO THE CITY, ZOOP. THE TIME HAS COME TO DESTROY THE SURFACE WORLD, AND CONSUME ALL WHO DWELL IN ITS RESIDENCE.

 

WE SHALL RULE AGAIN! AND THIS TIME, NOW THAT I'VE BROUGHT THE AMULET OF URATHAAR, WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!

[Ventfy 19]

The story was so good.. I might...



Is this just a story or did it really happen? Ya know, like Transformers?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

The truth about Zoop is that his hair is just invisible.

[Queen Cassie 3,057]

The truth about Zoop is that his hair is just invisible.

Actually, this is not true. He does sometimes have hair. He just doesn't like keeping it.

 

I know because I live with him.

[Shiki 5,853]

gay

[Sky Warden 2,243]

You sure need a proof reader, gentlemen.

Edited June 4, 2013 by Sky Warden

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

gay

^ I'm with Kirino on this one.

[Radiance64 7,051]

Man, you don't wanna know how many Zooplings I had to kill, I had to wear badass sunglasses the whole time so as to not be blinded by their shiny baldness.

[Ashley 2,427]

Man, you don't wanna know how many Zooplings I had to kill, I had to wear badass sunglasses the whole time so as to not be blinded by their shiny baldness.

I should have mentioned SBB64's raid on the Zoopling cave, but that's for another time.

[Shift 4,271]

I died?

 

[Ashley 2,427]

I died?

 

Yep. Sorry.

[Shift 4,271]

@@Glaceon,

 

In a future story, make CD use his witchcraft to revive me.

 

DO IT :V 

[Silverhoof 2,839]

I heard Zoop sparkles in the daylight...

[Ashley 2,427]

@@Glaceon,

 

In a future story, make CD use his witchcraft to revive me.

 

DO IT :V

CD is featured in a later story. This will be added.