Kill the user above you in random way

[ponylaces 1,870]

Death by chocolate hail.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Die and then put the death inside you.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

... Death by spontaneous heart-combustion after cute-overload.

[Child Of Darkness 285]

I push you and you fall down a rabbit hole which deposits you in a field where you are sucked up a twister and ejected into the sky which is unfortunately falling. You barrel head first into the ground where a wardrobe drops on you, knocking you unconscious. A witch, a tin woodsman, and the Queen of Spades jump out and rough you up until you awake. The witch takes your ruby slippers and the woodsman shoves your head through the One Ring then dangles you like a pinata while a misunderstood death knight unceremoniously pokes at you with a Dragon's Lance till you once again fall to the ground where you are eaten by a lion, and then crushed by an enormous golden egg. You die in a horribly misunderstood mixed metaphor. 

Edited June 4, 2015 by Child Of Darkness

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Kills you with a toy collectible by a fatal blow to the skull

[Digger2335 18]

Two words: laser shark.

 

Edited June 6, 2015 by Digger2335

[A Black Circle 1,586]

Choked on your tounge.

[-Inactive- 78]

I'mah "Dexter" you

Edited June 6, 2015 by madjack2001

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Imah cut you...with my horn. beware the horn. Fear the horn.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Accidentally smashes my laptop over your head. NUUUUU MY BABEH!!!!

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Drop a fire hydrant on you, summons dots and a pellet and attack you with my pizza form, punch you in the air, and hit you with Blinky. Or you can say Down+B, Side+B, up air attack, and side smash. Technique brotha!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

Trap you in an empty maze, with Blinky, Inky, Pinky and Clyde. You'll have nothing to eat, so they'll have no trouble eating you!

[Star Racer 198]

Two words: laser shark.

 

Wat

Da

Fuuuuuuuq?

 

Anyways-Death by the son of Death deciding you would be a good playmate.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Death by vacuum, and not the space kind.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Kills you by driving a ford mustang over you 

[Crystalthesnowpony 32]

uses ice power ( im NOT an elsa pony) frezes u till u get hypothermia and then throws u in volcano.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Breaks your face with a sledgehammer and then leaves you in the house in which I planted a bomb *walks away dramatically as the house explodes behind me*

[Crystalthesnowpony 32]

reincarnates gets celestia to baish you to the moon go with you and flys to a black hole to throw you in it

[Strider 58]

SPIRIT BOMB

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Spontaneous atom split.

[DigitalRocket 185]

death by a thousand papercuts

[S.F. 1,560]

I will attempt to breed a species of goldfish that can track people from many miles away and wait until the multiply into the thousands. Train them to track you, and make sure that they associate your image with feeding time. Then, whenever you are near a water source, they will jump out and try to eat you thinking that you are their meal.

 

However, goldfish don't have the necessary equipment to actually kill you (like teeth and such), but it will be annoying enough to dwell on your mind 'why do these goldfish keep trying to eat me'. The dwelling will eventually become paranoia, becoming something that continuously distracts you.

 

Then, one day while gardening, you will become distracted by the goldfish, as something will fall into a nearby pond making a sound, throwing their memories back into the forefront of your mind.

 

Your death certificate will say: 'Freak gardening accident'.

[Dark_Moon 14]

I'd put some poison in your drink. After that I'll shrink your head and keep it as a trofee.

[Starlight Sky 374]

I'll force you to watch One Piece...the 4KIDS version.

 

...I feel kind of bad just thinking about it xD

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Oh look, you're suddenly in a starship...

 

...that's three seconds away from a Warp Core breach.

Edited July 22, 2015 by Mustang D