What if ALL the Bronies in the world went to Equestria?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

What if ALL the Bronies in the world went to Equestria as ponies?

 

How soon would it be before Ponyville was swamped with fans?

Would Celestia have to cordon off Ponyville just so they could live in peace?

Would you even bother trying to see Ponyville with thousands trying to get in?

How many guys would ask the Mane Six on a date?

 

Would we end up in Brony Camps where we would be slowly introduced into Pony society? and forced to sign docs promising to leave Fluttershy alone?

 

and if you're a teen. Are you willing to work for a living now? or go back to pony school staying in an orphanage style dorm?

 

I just wonder what chaos thousands upon thousands of fan-boy ponies (who are intimately familiar with the last three years of Equestrian history) would cause.

 

Edited June 7, 2013 by Silverhoof

[repsol rave 2,963]

chaos will follow

chaos on levels that even discord couldn't have caused it.

i think ponyville would be destroyed in mere hours

[SwigglySwiggly 358]

We bronies need a code of honour, something which will make us all agree on doing good for Equestria if such things did happen

the codes:

1.Try to date the mane 6 and your pretty much dead, they're too good for us, yes, even you and me.

2.Patriots to Equestria, die for Equestria, seriously... the less the merrier 

3.Hang around, don't ask to help, only help when asked for. (Bronies will be like, servants) ponies will find a brony and say "hey help me out here?" its like a service system, see one pick one then you get free service.

4. Discipline! be mature and helpful, have respect for all ponies

5. Breaking any of these rules results in banishment to the moon, oh yeah, the Equestrian moon isn't different from our moon... you'll die from lack of oxygen tough luck. (The less the merrier)

6. Killing, purposely sabotaging another brony's code of honour will result in death, and the other brony gets a pay raise. (and resurrection if deserved)

Edited June 7, 2013 by SwigglySwiggly

[Midnight Blade 80]

Seems legit. I'd go to canterlot to study magic. Ultimate goal: becoming Luna's personal guard...

Get that portal to equestria made already.

[repsol rave 2,963]

if i would get to equestria somehow, i would go to sugar cube corner.

i 

like

sweets

also, would we be able to understand them?

us being humans and them being ponies and all that....

Edited June 7, 2013 by repsol rave

[RedStorm 66]

Well Equestria is on a different planet/universe.

So I guess we wouldn't understand them and maybe we would all turn into ponies when we get there :3

[Zhooves 843]

I would have gone north to see the Crystal Empire and the Crystal Mountains... I would probably burn up in the south anyways if it's summer~

[ShadowRose2k 271]

 

 

also, would we be able to understand them? us being humans and them being ponies and all that....

 

I think there is a theory that states If we were  to travle to another Universe we would be subject to all laws of that unvierse.  So If we were all turned in to ponies and went to equestria, It is my guess we would be able to speak and understand them.  Also we would all have our ouw cutie mark "eventually".  

 

The question remains  would we all end up as earth ponies as humans don't naturally fly or use magic.  Or would we each randomly change to sky or horn.  But Im probly over analyzing this lol.  

 

 

 

 

How soon would it be before Ponyville was swamped with fans?

Depend on where we would all be droped off.   Just outside ponyville or several  miles away?

 

 

Would Celestia have to cordon off Ponyville just so they could live in peace?

Or any town for that matter.  An 1000's of pony refugees how does a ruler handle that.

 

 

How many guys would ask the Mane Six on a date?

Probly Pinkie Pie or  Apple Jack.  

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Well, then all the Bronies in the world would be in Equestria. Simple as that. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

 

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Nah. I think Equestria's population would greatly increase if ALL the Bronies became citizens. Hopefully Ponyville has some room for a few more ponies...

Edited June 7, 2013 by Keiichi

[Katella Avenue 28]

I would avoid Ponyville like the plague. Check out Manehattan or something and get busy with my new life as we know it (by Alex S). I think most bronies would have to get a lesson in reasonable conduct, but after that we should be able to integrate fine, though there may be extra complications if we don't actually become ponies when we're there. 

 

After we're all nice and settled... then I'll look into wooing Rarity. Ehehehe.

[Metemponychosis 1,259]

My guess is that the princesses would freak out and have the royal guards drive us back to Earth.

Or at least contain us, probably in controlled camps so we could be tested to see if we can fit in Equestrian society.

Then it is "back to Earth with you" or "welcome to your new home".

[Castle Bleck 19,329]

There exists a fanfic which describes what would likely happen if this transpired.

 

Here is the link, in case anypony is curious: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/12182/1/the-brony-international-guard/the-big-comes-to-town

[Moonpie 55]

I would feel sorry for the medical staff with the massive influx of "con crud" coming in from sudden transformation morphs from humans to ponies XD 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

If all bronies went to Equestria, then Equestria would be overpopulated, and Equestria would be affected in other negative ways.

 

However though, it would be better if all the bronies that wants to go to Equestria could break up into groups and for an example, one of the groups would go to Equestria, while the other goes to Equestria too, but it doesn't have the bronies from other groups, and it never had, so the ponies don't know the bronies. If it goes like that, then it's better off.

Edited June 8, 2013 by ÷Zero

[GeneralDirection 1,042]

If we all went to Equestria, that would suck. Sorry, but it's a catch 22. Everyone's dream of going to Equestria doesn't involve everyone going to Equestria, but rather, just themselves, and maybe a few others. But not our millions-strong fanbase. :/ Plus the lineup to see Rainbow Dash would probably wrap around Equestria twice. 

[Justin ZW 396]

If all the bronies went to Equestria, I'm pretty sure that there would be rape, and lots of it. What's worse is that most of it would probably involve fillies.

 

Yeah, I don't foresee that going well at all. I know too many bronies who can't talk about anything besides which pony they want to screw.

[~Sole~ 852]

If we transformed into a native species of equestria, I wanna be a griffon! But that aside, I would wait for the inevetable riot of bronies to ponyville to die down, then I would find rainbow dash and challenge her to a race (and probably get easily beaten)!

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

If all the bronies went to Equestria, I'm pretty sure that there would be rape, and lots of it. What's worse is that most of it would probably involve fillies.

 

Yeah, I don't foresee that going well at all. I know too many bronies who can't talk about anything besides which pony they want to screw.

Uhhhhh... Yikes...

 

I'm a closet pervert 'n' all, but raping fillies? That's just wrong... That's absolutely no different than pedophilia over here in the Milky Way galaxy. 

 

I'm okay with cloppers, (as long as they do it behind doors, I don't care what people do to relieve themselves) but being a Brony is much more than fantasizing about fucking your favorite pony...

[Justin ZW 396]

Uhhhhh... Yikes...

 

I'm a closet pervert 'n' all, but raping fillies? That's just wrong... That's absolutely no different than pedophilia over here in the Milky Way galaxy. 

And this is my problem with cloppers. What in your brain makes you think it's okay to want to have sex with anything that young?

[Scootalove 10,689]

If all of the bronies were transported to Equestria then it would be overpopulated, food shortages, and probably a lot of chaos & anarchy. Then, Celestia would have to send us all to the moon.

 

[Just some guy 1,070]

Well,looking at a best case scenario...

 

-We'll overpopulate Equestria for sure

-The Mane 6 and various popular background ponies would probably be subject to death threats/murder/rape

-If there was no porn industry in Equestria before,there's surely to be one after all the cloppers get the resources to make an industry

-Ponyville would either become off-limits to bronies or it'll turn into Equestria's first megacity due to the popularity of the town amongst all the bronies

-Chris-chan would be our ambassador

-The hygiene would be much worse in Equestria compared to our world

-I'm guessing 90% of us would be lost without any sort of electricity

-We would also have to get used to a regressed technological level until either we bring it up to speed or it progresses to our technological level naturally

-It's also possible the field of medicine in Equestria would be much more primitive than ours,possibly even not having Equestria able to treat certain conditions properly IF they even have knowledge of the condition in the first place

-Speaking of which,we may or may not have to adapt our immune systems as well.If we do need to,then expect to be sick a lot

-Violence would probably rise

-Economy might go to the crapper unless we all get jobs fast

-No meat

-We'll put a massive strain on resources,especially food and water

-No meat

 

And that's not even the worst of my imagination.It'll be a nightmare if all the bronies get to go to Equestria,plain and simple.

[Firelord Derpy 310]

If all the bronies went to Equestria, I'm pretty sure that there would be rape, and lots of it. What's worse is that most of it would probably involve fillies.

 

Yeah, I don't foresee that going well at all. I know too many bronies who can't talk about anything besides which pony they want to screw.

I would imagine that one of the first things to happen would be a massive fight between the Bronies to try and stop that, I know I'd be fighting to stop that, then I'd imagine that the royal guards would show up and Celestia would set up rules.

But I can assure you that a large number of Bronies would probably set up their own groups to prevent that. (With lethal force probably.)  

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'm okay with living on the moon. In fact, I have a Summer home on the Dark Side of the moon, so it wouldn't be too bad. It would just need a little gardening, then it'd be a beautiful place to live.

Edited June 8, 2013 by Keiichi

[Thunderchild 875]

It would suck, man.

 

Part of the reason everyone wants to go to equestria is to interact with the ponies we see on the show-if you're competing with millions of other fans, what chance do you think you'd have of even getting to meet any of them?

 

Besides-I'm not signing anything that keeps me away from Fluttershy. Know it.

[~Sole~ 852]

Well,looking at a best case scenario...

 

-We'll overpopulate Equestria for sure

-The Mane 6 and various popular background ponies would probably be subject to death threats/murder/rape

-If there was no porn industry in Equestria before,there's surely to be one after all the cloppers get the resources to make an industry

-Ponyville would either become off-limits to bronies or it'll turn into Equestria's first megacity due to the popularity of the town amongst all the bronies

-Chris-chan would be our ambassador

-The hygiene would be much worse in Equestria compared to our world

-I'm guessing 90% of us would be lost without any sort of electricity

-We would also have to get used to a regressed technological level until either we bring it up to speed or it progresses to our technological level naturally

-It's also possible the field of medicine in Equestria would be much more primitive than ours,possibly even not having Equestria able to treat certain conditions properly IF they even have knowledge of the condition in the first place

-Speaking of which,we may or may not have to adapt our immune systems as well.If we do need to,then expect to be sick a lot

-Violence would probably rise

-Economy might go to the crapper unless we all get jobs fast

-No meat

-We'll put a massive strain on resources,especially food and water

-No meat

 

And that's not even the worst of my imagination.It'll be a nightmare if all the bronies get to go to Equestria,plain and simple.

that last one is one of the reasons id want to be a griffon if we were transformed. Also, i pretty much agree that equestria would go to hell... until their godlike rulers send all the little buggers to the moon. And id like to see any brony even try to rape any of the mane six, they can kick some ass. Not to mention that a lot of bronies would likely come to their aid anyways, and try and become vigilanties (so many mare-do-well copycats).